Of being random

I am going to be random. But when Siaw Hui gets random, she doesn't blog like Van mind you, going: the poor dog had none or explode goes the weasel! Lol. No offence.

Anyway, first off... eh, let me think of smth to blog about.

*split second later*

HAH!

Here goes a really short list of:
THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING SEJARAH (from top to bottom in order of how many times I do it lol)
1) Glance at the watch/clock every 5 minutes so you won't be able to miss your next break time ;)
2) Flip through to the end of the Sej chap and count how many more pages you have left EVERY time you finish a page.
3) Leave the room after every half hour or hour to play the same songs over and over again on the piano that you DO NOT touch unless Sej comes around.
4) Go to the bathroom to ease my bladder. Sorry la, bladder full bah.
5) Go to the bathroom to dampen hair so that it doesn't fall on face.
6) Go to the bathroom to splash water on drowsy face.
7) Check handphone frequently for incoming smses or miss calls so that there is a reason to go bother oth ppl since you're dying of boredom.
8) Glare at your Sej book and wish that a certain religion needn't have become the national religion. (Sorry if that offended anyone but seriously, the stuff we learn is too deep!!)
9) Glare at your Sej book and wish your country's history wasn't a nightmare (but then again our country is STILL a nightmare!)
10) Glare at your Sej book and wish that the day when you can finally burn it will come.

Hmm... what else? Oh, today was Merdeka Celebration Assembly. I was with the stage crew. The crew is made up of two girls and four boys bleh! Me and Van, only girls. Noel, Sat, Kok and Aidan boys. :P So anyway, Kok, Aidan and Sat were in charge of the left hand side of the stage (from audience's pov) and Noel,Van and me in charge of oth side. However, in the end, Sat abandoned Kok and Aidan and joined our sides coz we rock! No la... it's coz Sat had to adjust the microphone level (since the rest of us gundus didn't know how to) and the adjustment had to be done on my side of the stage. Kok took care of the oth side of stage. Me take care of mine. Muahaha...

Our original plan:
1.30 - Get ready stage.
1.50 - When presentation starts, stay back stage and study Sej quietly with occasional appearances on stage to adjust mikes and carry equipment.

The real thing:
1.30 - Yelling begins. Ppl suddenly ask us to do things from all sides. Kok, me, Aidan, Noel, Sat, Van all confused until even have to being writing stuff down!
From that time onwards - Adjust mikes. Adjust volume. Pull in mikes. Close curtains. Make sure everything works. Pull tables. Pull benches. Pull chairs. Listen to people make demands. Pull in stand. Pull in pulpit. Make piano work. Pull in drums. Pull in keyboard. Connect cables. Screw up mics and their stands.

Needless to say, ALL our sej books lay in a heap, unstudied.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LOVELY LET"S ALL KEEP QUIET AND STUDY PLAN?!

Oh well... it was quite fun. What with Sat screaming himself hoarse from back stage. Van being utterly blur. Noel tried dancing back stage (tried to steal away and grab Kok's cam to take photo but unfortunately, KOK DISAPPEARED bugger the boy... and squirrel suspected smth dang...) You should have seen him dancing. And then when Van joined him it was like omg, priceless. It was a Malay joget btw... or whatever resembled it.

And then... and then... Aidan smashed into the drum sets at the beginning of the show and everyone was like SHHHHH!!! And he was like: (raise eyebrows) WHAT THE HELL?!

And then I broke the drum chair. But I fixed it back... haphazardly. Thank God the drummer guy didn't fall... ehehe.

Kok and Aidan were halfway tiptoeing to the stage thinking one of the presentations hadn't started when suddenly KERANAMU blared from the speakers and had them jumping backwards behind the curtains.

We thought the curtains couldn't work and cursed everything we saw when all the while the bloody curtain mechanism wasn't plugged in. Oh gawd. We only realized that halfway through the show...

Noel and I were talking and then some performer yelled: SHUDDUP! and then she turned around and saw the both of us gaping so she went... Sorry sorry...

Ohhhh and we saw Felicia Siaw lookalike. When she walked past me and Van we were like: silent for a while. And then suddenly at the same time, me and Van: (turn to each other) OH MY GAWD CHEM TEACHER! Lol! She looks even more like the Chem teacher than Ying! Her nose... her complexion... EVERYTHING! Gawd...

I almost tripped over a mic's wire. Fortunately no one saw that. I was backing away... lol!

And yeah, that's about it... Oh wait, there's a memorable quote...

Kok: Eh, that Eric Clapman's son jump off the cliff thinking he was Superman.
Noel and Aidan: Oh my gawd.
Silence then...
Khang: Oh my gawd, did he die?!
VERY long silence then...
Kok: (sarcastically) No he DIDN"T. Geez...

Khang Khang...

The Rodent Family

Haha. I am so dead bored that I decided to do something... interesting.

Warning: By the end of this post, most of you will be thinking that Siaw Hui has utterly lost it.

But then again I am sleep deprived. Therefore, sanity deprived. ;)

So... I just wanted to introduce to you the rodent family. In order of their age. ahem* Oh and we got a new member of the family too. So, yeah, welcome Van!

The oldest in the family.

The guinea pig of the lot!

JASMINE!!! ALL HAIL JASMINE QUEEN! *cough* guinea pig...

This is the mouse. A.k.a Squeak.

The secoond oldest.

THIS IS ME! SIAW HUI! HAHAHA!! I look so cute. 0-0

The newest member of the family!

Second youngest... Introuducing the ferret...

VANESSA!!

Oh and that's what a ferret is btw dearie... it's quite cute. :)

Oops. Sorry forgot Tan! She's in the middle not Van.

So... she's a chipmunk HAHAHA!

Haha. The baby of the family Irony though... he's the tallest.

SQUIRREL!! NOEL!! HAHAHA...

Yep. That's all there is to this rodent family. =)

Oh... I should really get Noel to post the family's theme song sometime. :P

Oh gawd

Please someone shoot me.

Because if you don't, you'd lose all chances of ever killing me.

Wanna know why?

COZ STUDYING FOR MOCK IS DOING A PERFECTLY WUNNERFUL JOB OF KILLING ME AS OF NOW!

Bugger...

Haha

I'm thinking: Did I play a role in making everyone think about their career?

Coz if I did, ehehe, sowie for making you all worry. But like I said, a blog is a place to rant. So I did.

And btw, I think I have decided what course I want to take for Trinity. It's the matter of how my parents take to it.

So, here are my choices:
1) English (like I can run from it) which consists of: Lit in English, English for Academic Purposes and Drama
2) History of Ideas (like I have a choice)
3) Maths 1 (still deciding whether it'd be A or B coz it was either this or Maths 2 which is Add Maths eww sorry Aidan!)
4) Haha. The age-old question of Bio or Physics? Well see, my mum wants me to take Bio like duh. My dad wants Physics. And I want... Bio! HAHAHA. Coz I just realized I hate Electricity in Physics and that covers quite a lot next year. Whereas the Bio syllabus this time round in Trinity hardly has things to do with plants! HUAHAHAHA!!
5) Hmm... I was thinking of doing Mass Comm just for fun. It looks interesting, right Emm? You saw it too!
6) I was thinking of Psychology. Looks interesting too.

For the last two subs, I dunno how my dad is gonna take it. But when I told my mum she was like Hmm okay... See my dad is a firm believer in PURE SCIENCE. Like my bro I guess. But I guess, I'm not like REAL DAMN GOOD in Science. Coz it's like... I average in both Science and Arts subjects. I'm neither here nor there. Before you lot bomb me, I shall justify. I mean I get high marks for both Arts and Science. But I'm not the best of the best in Science like my brother, get what I mean?

Oh well, if you don't forget it. Lol!

It'd be hard to explain to my Dad that if I want a bit of sanity left in me, I WANT to take an artsy subject. Instead of just Pure Science. Coz if I want to do Med, I'd be having enough of Science for the next seven eight years?! Haha. But I wouldn't mind coz it'd be what I want.

Preservation of sanity. Good excuse don't you think? ;)

I can't help but think: Is the world trying to burst my bubble?

As in of this moment? As of this moment when I'm feeling so confused?!

Gahhhhhh...

Guess what folks?

In ten years time (yes ten years time) the country is going to be overflooded with drs.

Yep, no preventing that fact now eh? WELL SINCE THE BLOODY MMA (MALAYSIAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION) AND THE GOVERNMENT AND THE PRIVATE SECTORS HAVE ALREADY RELEASED FIGURES ON HOW MANY DOCTORS TO PATIENTS RATIO ALREADY! I HAVE NO WAY OF ESCAPING THE FACT THAT MALAYSIA IS GONNA BE INUNDATED BY DOCTORS!!

Oh whoopeedeedee. I am SO happy right now.

NOT!

Let me tell you the situation. Now we have a 1:3600 doctor to patient ratio. As in ten years time the figure is gonna go up by a hell lot which is 1:400 HAH! That means we'd get TOO MANY DOCTORS IN THIS FREAKING COUNTRY!

Hmm? Like THAT"S not bad enough...

So maybe I can leave the country you know...it won't be too bad CONSIDERING HOW DIRTY POLICTICS ARE HERE AND THEY"RE GETTING DIRTIER BY THE SECOND!

Then what about my mum's clinic? Yeah what about that.

My mum hopes... wait scratch that... WANTS me to take over the clinic IF I do become a doctor. But I can see the hope in her eyes when she tells me that the clinic is at the ready for me.

So I'm beginning to think: Do I want to be a doctor for my mum's sakes or mine? Do I do it because I want to keep her hopes living or because of my own passion?

I know my passion lies in helping people, very sick people, helpless people. I mean oh come on (go ahead and laugh hadiddlyhaha) I cry when I see pictures of abortions. Well not the boohoo hoo cry but tears. And when I see how CERTAIN doctors in the country treat sick people who APPARENTLY ARE NOT WORTH BEING ON THEIR OPERATING TABLE COZ OF THEIR REPUTATIONS I feel so pissed that I feel like asking Al (who's bound to be a lawyer anyway) to come in a sue their pants off.

Gah...

But you see helping people doesn't need to make you a doc. You can be a social worker, a radiographer... stuff like that. So, main question is: Do I want to be a doc?

A doc who will return to Kch and suddenly find that there's NO job at all for her.

And in the minute chance that there IS a job for her, she won't be making a hell of a living because the competition gets tougher. So for all you know, doctors in the future won't be making HELL LOTS of money anymore. I mean look at that ratio! It leapt up by like what?! Gahhhh...

And in the future, doctors will get sued more often. Pah. I don't wanna get dragged into court if I accidentally mistreated a patient I wanted to help!

And... and... If I don't get into Melb Uni for Med then I'd prob have to try Monash. If still can't I'm coming back to KL to IMU. Yeah fall back plans are foolproof aren't they?

WELL APPARENTLY THEY"RE NOT! WANNA KNOW WHY?!

Because apparently, ALL M"SIAN MEDICAL COLLEGES ARE NOT RECOGNIZED BY ANY PART OF THE WORLD WHICH IN TURN MAKE M'SIANS THEMSELVES TO NOT TRUST AN MBBS FROM A LOCAL UNI! HAH!

So then how ler? If I do graduate from KL, and if I want to do a specialist degree in let's say Spore to gain experience, I am gonna get booted out before I even set foot in their hospital.

Gahhhhhhh...

And then there's the fact that I haven't dared to tell my mum. Because the last time I gave her a vague idea of it she started frowning...

You see, when I become a doctor, I want to work in a hospital. Not a clinic. Which means that I have about like 10% interest of taking over me mum's place.

I'm not being ungrateful I ain't! It's just that...

In the clinic, the machines have to be bought. Therefore, they're limited. And then you treat normal diseases like flu colds and all that. It's so... NORMAL. There's nothing thrilling. Even if sometimes you get out of the norm cases, it's too much and you have to send them to hosp or some better equipped clinic because you can't treat them because either you cannot afford to stock the specific type of drugs or coz you can't provide test results for them.

But the hospital... ahhh that's a diff ball game.

It's like I don't know... between hospitals and clinics, it's HOSPITAL that rings out at me more. I just don't know why...

But it's like a hospital is in it's own world. It's in a class of it's own. I mean yeah sure long hours. And keeping you awake 24 7 for a call that might or might not come. But the thrill is there. The excitement is there.

You get out of the norm cases. You get to keep your brain young by diagnosing those cases. Even if my IQ for stuff like these isn't exactly wonderfully high but I mean you get to work on a case with other doctors. Brainstorm, contribute. It's so cool. And not only that, you don't need to do all those filthy accounting paperwork you do when you're privatized. You leave that to Admin and you go out there and do what A DOCTOR is supposed to do. And you get to use machines that do not cost you a cent! And you get MORE machines to use!

And you get to diagnose cooler cases. And you get to read more stuff to keep you in touch with the medical world so that you are kept up to date about latest diseases. So who cares that there will be longer hours? It'd be cool as it is to wake up, feel adrenaline pumping through your veins when you're dealing with something that might mean life and death. Okay, so maybe I won't want to be the head surgeon or smth but still... you're there fighting for something so hard that you will forget your sleep eventually eventhough your head is pounding.

And besides, you'd have tons of doctor friends that it'd make up for the lonely environment in the clinic when you only have nurses and your patients.

And a hospital is a world on its own! I mean have you seen hospitals in KL? Or SPore? It's like OMG. They have little gift shops. They have Coffee Bean. They have a little world on their own! You can practically live there and not complain. And most hospitals in those places are near food outlets so it's like you don't even need to go home..

Oh wait, I just realized I'm ranting.

Wish my mum could see that.

She still thinks a clinic is the best thing a doctor can get. I don't blame her. It is good.

But to work in a hospital... it'd be wow. Interesting. Something that keeps you on the go.

Or am I fantasizing again? Oh gawd. I am deprived of sleep and mind thanks to Mock. And I haven't even finished my Form 4 Physics. Gawd...

And besides, hospitals will be better if I want to be a specialist.. the ultimate goal in my life. If I can still reach it considering all the bubbles that have burst in the past few days.

And will I ever get to return to Kch to work? Where all my old time friends will be?

And then there's the fact that I have to tell my mum that eventhough I do Med I might not want to work in clinics...

And the bubble goes POP! in Siaw Hui's face.

Darn.

Hurgh

Oh-kay.

*deep breath*

I can do this.

Focus. Here we go -

I can and I will concentrate on studying for my Mock. It's only 3 more weeks... exactly 3 more weeks and I 'haven't started any real studying. I must at all costs, finish my Form 4 Physics today. I know I can do it. I will do it.

Oh-kay. Second mantra of the day (or whatever you call it ;)

I absolutely positively need to score at least a B4 for each and every science subject I am taking for my Mock. And a B4 is like what? Eh... 65? Okay I MUST do it. No more playing Siaw Hui. But for personaly glory (or whatever crap you call it) I will and MUST get an A1 for each one. You know just in case Trinity suddenly gets too many students who get great aggregates. So there's got to be an A1 for Bio, an A1 for Chem, an A1 for Physics, an A1 for Add Maths, an A1 for Maths and an A1 for Eng. Wth... we'd just throw in another A1 for EST just in case those Trinity ppl want EST in too in case.

Breathe Siaw Hui. An A1 for all those. No problem. Right?

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Nevertheless...

Oh-kay... Pressure starting to mount. Wait, I can take it... still.

Breathe. Okay focus. In one months' time you are going to pick you subjects for Trinity. No more running away idiotic girl. Last time you were asked which subject you wanted, you just looked and flipped through and then went: I'd make that decision another day. Bet you you're thinking that you should have already sat down and thought about it right? Right? Because your "another day" is coming sooner than you think.

Lit in English equals Macbeth. I think I can do it. Drama which involves monolouging. It can't be THAT hard can it? History of Ideas equals long boring essays on what you think about everything under the sun esp politics. Ohkay... Chemistry a must for any sci degree (which your parents will be killing for you to do anyway). Then what do we have here?

*flips through page*

Maths 1A? Maths 1B? Maths 2? Wth are these?! Since when do they have so many Maths!!

Oh so Maths 2 is Add Maths. Ya ok. Umm, no thank you!! I don't like the sound of all those weird Maths laws they're mentioning.

So that leaves us with Maths 1A and 1B.

Wth is the diff anyway?

*flips again*

Oh here we go. The only diff is that you get to choose between statistics and some thingamajig apparently. But both have probs, diff and trig. Whoopeedee.

Uhh... do I really need to take maths? *hopeful look*

*flips*

Well apparently I do. All sci degrees require Maths. At least Maths 1. Hell.

So there's that. English. HOI. Maths. And then?

Physics or Bio? Physics or Bio?

Dad's exact words: You have to choose the best subjects you have in school. Because you have to score a grade point average of 98 to get into Med for Melb of Uni.

Ah hell.

Physics or Bio? Both are scoring equally in school currently. Both are faring equally in my interests... with the interest in Physics increasing to catch up with my Bio's interest.

So what the hell do I pick?

Physics... looks relatively all right. Whatever we study is whatever they study too. Apparently. But so is Bio.

So... Physics or Bio?

Oh great I don't even know how to gauge my own strengths. Maybe someone can help?

Oh hell. 98 for entry into Med for Melb of Uni. And the cherry of the cake is that if I don't do Med, I don't feel like working for anything or anyone at all. So it's either Med or nth at all. Because I just can't imagine myself as anything else. But apparently, everyone has to be against me and my ambition don't they?

Sigh.

Is this the path I want to take? From Lodge to Trinity. From Trinity to Uni of Melb. From Uni of Melb to becoming a doctor. Is this truly the path I was meant to take?

What if I make... the wrong choice?

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood...

Oh gawd. I'm starting to quote a poem. Focus Siaw Hui. Focus... you need to get some sleep now and then back to Physics.

Que sera sera.

What will be will be.

What the hell is going on around here?

What the hell is wrong with me?

Because I know there are more things going through my mind now besides my apparent career path and everything that's heading towards it.

There is something lurking deep in everyone, they say, a deep dark secret.

Works for me too. Deep dark secret eh? Boy it's there all right.

Concentrate. Remember Que sera sera.

What will be will be.

Would it be too much to ask what is the "what will be" part for me?

Que sera sera

What will be will be.

To a certain someone

You know who you are, so I need not mention your name here all right, girl?

Anyway, I just want to say I'm sorry. Yeah. Publicly. On a blog.

Hard to get Siaw Hui to apologize... umm esp so publicly.

Anyway, sorry for what I did to you. I'm sorry I yelled at you, for not being there for you. You must be thinking I'm so two faced. One time comforting you and then one more time doubting you and your claims. And I don't mind because I know that I was an idiotic friend.

But I just want to say this: I was angry yesterday and I was pissed at how everything turned out... which was like shit. And your comment about Noel and your deleted blog post made me sparked off the anger.

I'm sorry I badmouthed you. But I just want to say that there was one time that I wanted to belive you but I guess I didn't because of what were going around me. I'm sorry I suspected you and for everything else mean I did to you. Really sorry.

But I just want you to know this, as a friend (or if you still think of me as one), sometimes you have to be more sensitive to my feelings... to our feelings. Coz I mean we were already pissed and sometimes the way you say things makes us even worse. Main reason why I got even meaner to you was because of that.

And please... don't go run crying to everyone. We are all already in deep shit as it is. Do you want us to get into even more trouble? I know that you want comfort and all that. But please, keep it low... for Noel's sake? For the rest of us?

I know I'm not worthy to ask this of you after how I scolded you, screamed at you, glared at you and suspected you of being a snitch... but honestly, please don't do it anymore. I'm sorry I made you cry. But if you must know I did cry too because of the way you just yelled at me. Together with the others... like teachers for example. But we all have to learn how to keep these kind of tears to ourselves if not we all get in shit again. And we're already wallowing in enough shit as it is.

I'm very sorry about suspecting you... but I guess I needed someone to blame. All of us did. Now that I know the truth (and I shall not disclose it here or anywhere else) I know that my suspicions about you were wrong. So here it is plain and clear, loud and clear, I'm sorry for everything. But it was just that coincidences about you were so clear and right that I just lunged for it and jumped to conclusions.

I hope you forgive me. I've been a really sucky person I know. Esp when you treat me like a friend and I didn't in that time you wanted someone to believe in you. Aih. My life knows no bounds of stupid things I do. I've let everyone down. Including myself.

Sorry dear.

Pics (2)

*cough* Van has makeup. Nuff said. :D :D :D

Wonder why the three of us are so happy even after our disastrous Chem obj paper of last term? For interest sakes, this is the last photo that we took together as red ties. The next photos feature us without ties. :D

And this is why Siaw Hui shouldn't do syarahans. Coz Siaw Hui look stupid against a backdrop of trees, bushes and fences. ;)

Aj, Emm, Van and me in Kch Fest

The gang gave me this caricature on my bday. Thanks you all. Guess who's who? :)

Pics

At some unknown location at Kch Fest. :)

Form 5C Syarahan-ists!

Al, Me, Sjane and Tiff getting ready for Syarahan Comp

At the Wiz of Oz with Ak and Emm.

Van and me. :D

Eh, what are we doing?

Stupid blog refuses more pics. I'd do another post.

Prefect Farewell

Last night could be pretty much summed up in two words: boring and fun.

Eh? Why the contradiction you might ask?

Well... it was boring for the first TWO HOURS OF THE NIGHT. For the last hour and a half it was fun.

Btw, I AM NEVER EVER LISTENING TO EMM AND AL ANYMORE? YOU HEAR ME? I HAVE TWO BRUISED ANKLE (OR WHAT FEELS LIKE ONE ANYWAY...), TWO HUGE BLISTERS ON MY TWO LITTLE TOES!!

Want to know why? Oh gee, let me guess... I TOTTERED IN HEELS FROM LOK THIAN TO THE KCH FEST AND WALKING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE KCH FEST (INCLUDING THE GARDENS) IN BLOOODY HEEEEELLLLSSSS!!!!! BAHHHHHHH. I AM CURSING HEELS!

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THAT I HAVE TO WEAR HEELS AGAIN TONIGHT TO MY MUM'S DINNER! MY ANKLES ARE KILLING ME NOWWWW AND MY BLISTERS ARE GOING ALL LIQUIDY ON ME.

Oh crude. I think I just burst one.

Wait a min.

Ouch.

All your fault.

Anyway, back to the prefect party. Don't worry I will be cursing heels more again later.

So, I left the house at about six fifty five. Picked up Van. Felt really stupid coz I was wearing a skirt, heels and a handbag?! Or whatever resembled one anyway. I only brought that coz I had no pockets to put my handphone, uber huge wallet and uber uber huge camera. :)

We arrived at the Bangkok Thai Restaurant (below Lok Thian) and the moment I walked out of the car...
Noel: (gulps down his saliva) Siaw Hui... (bursts out into laughter)
Me: WHAT!!
Noel: You're wearing a skirt!
Me:....
Van: And heels!
Me: (grits teeth) Van...

Then we were milling around outside the restaurant, Akmal called me...
Akmal: Oy, where are you lot?!
Me: Eh, outside the restaurant waiting for you?
Akmal: I CAN"T SEE YOU!
Me: HELLO?! YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE ENTOURAGE WAITING OUT HERE FOR YOU!!
Akmal: Who?!
Me: Sjane, Mtyp, Van, Emm, Noel, Kok, Lun and Sing Yue!!
Akmal: I can't see leeeeehhhh!!
Me: WE"RE ALL OUT HERE HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE?! (start peering out into main road to see whether can spot him)
Silence then...
Akmal: Eh... where's Bangkok Thai anyway?
Me: .... BELOW LOK THIAN!!
Akmal: Eh... right.
Silence then...
Akmal: Where's Lok Thian?
Me: GAHHHHHH!!! (shoves phone into Noel's face) YOU DEAL WITH HIM!

Finally, Akmal made his grand entrance... minutes after the phone call that almost had me throwing my bag in the other direction and stamping onto the road and almost getting killed by a car in my anger. :)

The worst was yet to come...
Me: Yay! Noel you reserve table right?
Noel: Yepp. Right next to VIP table!
Me: Ooh boy. Let's go!
(all start walking into restaurant)
Cynthia: Siaw Hui...
Me: Ya? (uber happily)
Cynthia: Umm. You're sitting at the VIP table.
Me: *almost chokes* What?
Cynthia: Yeah. You and Kok Ming. Both me and Louis. And Gerald Lee. Arthur Lim. The teachers...
Me: (barely a whisper) Really?
Cynthia: Yeah, see you there...
Kok Ming walks in happily too...
Me: (pulls his shirt) Eh... we need to sit at VIP table.
Kok: Issit?
Me: Uh oh...

So ok, we were in deep shit. We had to sit at VIP table with uber boring ppl. I would rather die than sit with them for two hours...
Kok: Akmal, got extra seat at VIP table.
Ak: So?
Me: If you didn't hear right, there's an EXTRA seat at VIP table.
Ak: Ah then?
Kok: GO THERE PLEASE!
Ak: Don't want...
Me: AKMAL!!! PLEASE!!!
Ak: Don't want to see Ah Lee's face...
Kok: PLEASE, PLEASE! (makes begging face) Please la... don't be like that la...
Me: Oy, I will die there ok... no one to talk to.
Ak: Both of you can talk bah...
Kok and me: AKMAL!!! THAT"S BESIDES THE POINT!
Ak: (whines) But I wanna sit here!
Me: COME ON LA!! YOU'RE BOTH OUR FRIENDS! MEBBE WITH YOU AROUND DYING WON'T BE AN OPTION!
Ak: (gets out of seat reluctantly) Aiyah... don't want le...
Kok and me grab one side of him each and start hauling him (or trying to) to the VIP table.
Ak: Oy!

Let me first tell you of the arrangement at the VIP table. We have, in anti clockwise arrangment, Mr Lee, Mr Lim, Mdm Voon, Cikgu Lai, Julian (MC for the night), Cynthia, mua, Ak, Kok, Louis. Anything wrong with the arrangment?

Note that I am sitting near and across uber boring ppl. ;)

I know that the VIP table got diff dishes than oth tables. So first course was Sea Cucumber Soup...
Oh. My. Gawd. It was the most boring dinner I have ever sat through. They talked about Education! And Discipline! And Charity! I HEAR ENOUGH OF THAT EVERYDAY. I was like, muttering to Ak: Please shoot me. Now would be good...
Then an sms came. From Emm: Hehe, feel like dying now?
I look over to the next table and I see Emm, Noel, Van and the others grinning like idiots.
Me sms back: Oh shuddup.
Emm: I pity you. How much joy are you having over there?
Me: Eh...
Akmal clears his throat: Siaw Hui...
Me: (still furiously typing sms)
Akmal: Siaw Hui... (more desperately now)
Me: What? (annoyed and look up)
Cynthia, Louis and Mdm Voon staring at me.
Akmal: (coughs loudly) You're being rude.
Me: Eh... (smiles sheepishly) Ok.
My sms back to Emm: OH SHUDDUP! and then I regretfully stow away my handphone. Sob.

Was still feeling like I wanted to die until...
Cynthia: I aspire to go to Singapore for education!
Table falls silent then...
Cikgu Lai: So you *pauses* aspire to go to Spore huh?
Cynthia: *blab blab blab*
Kok: (leans over to Ak and me) Eh... what's aspire?
Me: Eh... dreams? Hopes?
Kok: Oh...

Later on in the convo...
Cynthia: SOME PPL ARE JUST PLAIN OBNOXIOUS!
Me: ...
Ak and Kok: (lean over to me) Eh... what's obnoxious?
Me:...
Ak nudges me with his leg.
Me: Think that they're better than others?
Ak and Kok: Oh...

Then when Tiff and Joshua Pui were singing the song from High School Musical...
Cynthia: Have you watched High School Musical yet?
Me: Uhh yeah?
Cynthia: Oh, you should love this then.
Me: (smiles wryly) I guess...
Cynthia: (gives me a smug look) Troy is hot.
Me: (hears wrongly) What? Toy is hot?
Cynthia: ?
Me: Oh oh. Sorry. (swallow food I've been chewing on) Troy is hot. Right.
Silence then...
Cynthia: Gabriella is hot too.
Me: Uhh yeah. (in back of mind I'm going: Is she a bisexual or something?!)

Then we had Cynthia praising Louis...
Cynthia: Louis you ordered top of the range food. Top of the range service. (at this I almost gagged) I envy your wife next time.
Mdm Voon: Hint hint Louis.
Cynthia: Oh come on I don't mean it like that. (smile)
Mdm Voon: But you'd have to take a number. He has a long line of girls eh?
Me: (leans over to Ak) And number one on his list being yourself?
Ak: (stifles laughter)

When Louis heaped Kok's plate with meat... Cynthia tried doing the same to me...
Me: (happily chewing on meat)
Suddenly an uber huge scoop of mixed veggies end up on my plate.
Me: (open mouth to protest but realize got food in my mouth shut it and chew while mentally going NOO!!!)
Another uber huge scoop of veggies.
Me: (look frantically at Cynthia) (start chewing and swallowing faster)
Cynthia: (takes up another scoop of veggies)
Me: (swallows uber huge piece of meat down don't care whether I choke or not) Eh, that's enough Cynthia...
Cynthia: Ok. (smile)
Me: (smiles weakly)
Me: (looks back at plate) Got cauliflower, carrots, baby corn, mushrooms... I can't eat this stuff!
Ak: (distractedly) What?
Me: (hisses) I can't eat this! I hate everything that's here! I hate mixed veggies!
Ak: Why the hell did you take then?!
Me: I DIDN"T! SHEEEE DID.
Ak: (starts laughing)
Cynthia: (begins to look over)
Me: (stab a cauliflower viciously)
Cynthia: (smiles at me)
Me: (smile back and pop uber huge cauliflower in mouth)
I swear I am never ever ever eating cauliflower or carrots or baby corn ever again. NEVER!!!

If you think that's bad enough wait till you hear about the fish...
Me: (looks apprehensively at fish being served)
Ak: Eh...
Fish starts being passed around...
Kok: (takes a piece and puts on his plate)
Ak: (takes a piece and puts on his plate then turns to look at me) You want?
Me: (mouthing) No
Ak: (glares)
Me: (shakes head)
Ak:(sccops up one huge piece and plonk it on my plate) Eat. (in a lower voice) Just be polite...
Me: Okay enough.
Ak: (scoops another and put on plate)
Me: ENOUGH! (grabs plate and shoves it to Cynthia)
First bite of the fish...
Me: Yuck. (look over at Akmal) Eh... is there smth wrong with the fish?
Ak: (gulps down his own) Eh... I think so.
Both look over Kok.
Kok: (pokes his fish piece, the tail part around the plate and nodding politely at whatever Louis is saying)
Me: So how ler? (picks up fish and sniffs at it) Eww, it smells bad.
Ak: (nods) I know.
Me: Eh...
Ak: Just eat. Be polite la.
Me: (pick up fork and stab another piece reluctantly) Okay. (put it in mouth and got some salted feeling. Meat is so crumbly) (drink down loads of Sprite)
After finishing fish on plate...
Kok: (gets up to go toilet)
Split moments later...
Me: (gets up to go toilet too) I'd be back.
Ak: Oyyyyyy
Me: I feel bad...
After coming back from toilet...
Me: Where the fish go? (secretly happy)
Cynthia: Oh, we sent it back to kitchen.
Me: Oh why?
Cynthia: It wasn't fresh. Extremely unfresh apparently.
Me: WHAT?!

On Cynthia's dad living in boarding sch last time..
Cynthia: Last time my dad say that he don't dare go toilet at night.
Gerald Lee: Why?
Cynthia: Supposed to be haunted or smth. So whenever he want to pee right, he holds it in till morning. Every day.
Table silent then...
Kok: (while choking on food) Well, thanks to him holding his pee in, we get to see the result sitting right here tonight. (looks meaningfully at Cynthia)
Me and Ak: (only ones to catch the look)
Three of us start laughing non stop while the others were like Huh?

Then about Aidan and Cynthia...
Cynthia: Where's Aidan going next year?
Me: Eh... I dunno.
Cynthia: I think he's going Spore.
Me: Eh...
Akmal: (cuts in) Yeah, he is. Most likely.
Cynthia: I'm going there after Form Five there too!
Silence then...
Ak: Oh. How wonderful. (monotonously) You must be a pair made in heaven.
Cynthia: (beams uber happily) No la...
Me: ...

On Aidan again...
Cynthia: Want to hear something interesting?
Me: (swallow food quickly) Eh?
Cynthia: When's Aidan's bday?
Me: Eh...
Cynthia: He's bday is same as mine you know!
Me: Eh...
Cynthia: Funny hor?
Me: Eh... actually Noel has the same bday? Ehehe? Coincidence huh?
Cynthia: ....

On Aidan YET again...
Cynthia: You know Cikgu Anita used to tease me with Sing Yue...
Me: (drinking Sprite almost spits it out) WHA?!
Cynthia: Then my friends tell her that it's Aidan.
Me: Oh issit? Ehehehe...
Cynthia: Do you look at us that way?
Me: (starts choking) Excuse me, what way?
Cynthia: You know. Think we're more friends and all that. My friends also think that way...
Me: Eh... it depends on how you look at it I guess. Some ppl might think you guys were some wouldn't think it was...
Cynthia: What about you?
Me: Eh? (starts drinking to stall for time)
Cynthia: What do you think?
Me: Umm... Well, I'm sure Aidan takes it as a joke. So don't worry about it.
Cynthia: Oh... (face falls)
Me: (mutters to self) Oh gawd.

Aidan, as a friend, I'm telling you straight as it is. You better be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID.

Okay, after the dinner, we got little gifts. Then we decided to head on over to the Kch fest. The gang was Ak, Noel, Sing Yue, Kok Ming, Van, Emm and me.

On the road...
Ak: Ee! Look! There's Ben's car!
Sing Yue: (looks over and wave)
Then...
Sing Yue: Oh shit!
Me: What?
Sing Yue: AKMAL! YOU TELL ME IT"S BEN! IT"S NOT! I WAVE TO WRONG PERSON! DUNNO WHO AR...
All of us: HAHAHAHAHA!!

On crossing the road...
Kok: RUN! NOW!
Everyone starts running then...
Akmal: SIAW HUI"S WEARING HEELS SHE CAN"T RUN!
Me: SHUDDUP! (runs for life)
Needless to say, for the rest of the way to the fest, I was bullied nonstop on how I ran flailing in my heels and skirt. Phooey.

On walking to the fest...
Emm: (walks over this huge drain with holes) Oof!
Ak: Make sure you don't get your heels stuck there eh! Teeheeee teeheee...
Emm: Shuddup! (whacks him hard)

At the fest...
Everyone was walking faster...
Me: (tottering in heels) Oy, wait... slow down...
Van(walks even faster)
Me: Oy!
Even faster...
Me: (yells) OY!!! GIRL IN HEELS HERE! DOES ANYONE CARE?!!!
Van: ...

We bought some fried ice cream and chicken and started walking in the gardens...
Van: (takes a bite into ice cream) Uh oh.
Me: What?
Van: I think I ate tissue.
Me: WHAT?!

While throwing to throw away my drink...
Me: (reaches over to throw away drink)
Emm: (accidentally hits me)
Me: (almost falls into a hole near dustbin) EMMELINE!! (flails wildly and manage to jump onto other side of hole)
Emm: Oops. Sorry dear.

Well, the rest of the night passed without much event... oh wait there's one more joke left before I go...
While buying tissue packets from a woman selling them at the gate...
Kok: Umm...we just buy la. You know support her.
Me: Yeah. Pity her...
Silence then...
Van: Eh... she has a handphone you know.
Me: What?
Van: Look.
All of us look.
True enough, she's playing a handphone.
Uhh did i miss something?

I think I'd upload pics another time. Yeah?

That was a long post. Hope you guys enjoyed it!

No One

Long time I no blog songs hor? So here goes. :D

This is No One from Ice Princess. It's a really nice song but it's really short.

As usual, lyrics in bold is how I feel like now.

No One - Aly and AJ Michalka

I am moving through the crowd
Trying to find myself
Feel like a guitar that's never played
Will someone strum away?
And I ask myself who do I want to be,
Do I want throw away the key and invent a whole new me?
And I tell myself
No one
No one
Don't want to be no one but me

You are moving through the crowd
Trying to find yourself
Feeling like a doll left on a shelf
Will someone take you down?
And you ask yourself who do I want to be,
Do i want to throw away the key and invent a whole new me?
You've got to tell yourself
No one
No one
Don't want to be no one but me

Your life plays out on the shadows of the wall
You turn the light out to erase it all
You wonder what it's like to not feel worthless
So open all the blinds and draw the curtains
No one
No one
Don't want to be no one but me

You were moving through the crowd...

Sometimes I just wonder, who am I really? Who do I want to be?

A doctor in my future? To change myself? To be a whole new person?

Because I'm not exactly with the way things in my life are turning out right now. Is it because of who I am?

Could I just change myself and then the problems would go away? Could I just change myself and change my life? Could I just change myself and be happy?

The cliche goes: Always be yourself.

But what if being yourself gives you so many problems? Because of your character? Because of the decisions you make because you're yourself?

I wonder what would happen if I could change myself...

Blogthings!

This is what Siaw Hui does when she's bored.

Go to blogthings and do quizes. Lol. Here goes the results of my little tests. :)

Your Personality Profile

You are dependable, popular, and observant.Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do. You are unique, creative, and expressive.You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Eh... I don't really agree with me being popular (I'm probably like the most hated person or smth I guess :) and me being creative. LOL!

All right. This one was just for fun...

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love. Although you may have been hurt before, you tend to bring very little scars into new relationships. You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Easy come easy go? Am I that heartless?! Lol. Other than that... *blink blink* Wha?

Your Blogging Type is Worldly and Charismatic

You are broad minded and have a wide perspective on things.As a result, you tend to make observations that surprise and delight others.Welcoming and social, you are always ready to make a new friend online.In fact, you often tend to be blogging about what your friends are saying or doing!

What's" Your Blogging Personality?

I totally agree with the last line. The rest of it... I don't what to believe. :)

Okay this one looked interesting.

You Are Iceman

You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possibleA bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible

Which of the X-Men Are You?

EH?!! SLACKER???!!!

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness! Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

AN INDIE FLICK?! Gawd...

Your Element is Wood

Your power colors: green and brown Your energy: generative Your season: spring Like a tree, you are always growing and changing.And while your life is dynamic, you are firmly grounded.You have high morals and great confidence in yourself and others.You have a wide set of interests, and you make for intersting company.

What Element Are You?

Oooo I'm interesting company! *grins like a mad hatter*

You Are a Light Pink Rose

You represent sweetness and grace. Your vibe: Kind and gentle Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend

What Color Rose Are You?

EH?! I think I got the wrong results. Me? The representative of sweetness and grace? Having kind and gentle vibes?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!

You are a Brainy Girl!

Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books.You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more.For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests.A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either!

What Kind of Girl Are You?

Oh gawd. It is finally official. I am a total nerd.

You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls

You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.

How Girlie Are You?

Eh? I thought I was always more of a tomboy. And since when do I dress up?

*pause*

Okay fine! The prefect party tomorrow night doesn't count! EMM AND AL FORCED ME TO!!

You Are a Very Good Girl

You are 90% Good and 10% BadYou're a perfect angel - almost impossibly soDon't you ever feel like being a little bad?!?

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

Eh... no comments.

Ok ok. I think that's enough. Aih. I shall now retired to my beloved TV. :D

I dunno why I'm here blogging when I, like any other normal sane student should be studying for my Chem test tomorrow now!!

Mind you I haven't finished some parts of my Chem yet!

Though in all truth, I have finished quite a considerable bit but still!

And why am I here?

*glares*

YOU BOTH KNOW WHO YOU ARE TO ASK ME TO COME HERE AND BLOG!

So no names shall be mentioned. I'm so kind to protect your privacy. Oh well. :)

I actually have no jokes to say seeing that I wrote almost everything I knew down in the Wha? post.

SING YUE, KOK MING AND KHANG WEE PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THAT POST AHHHH YOU PPL AHHHHH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE EXPRESSION WHA? WAIT TILL I PUNCH YOU THEN YOU KNOW... :)

Okay, now I have that off my chest...

Eh, I'd try to remember jokes. But I am NOT promising anything.

Oh yeah. We had two periods of softball today. It was kind of like a destressing moment for all of us so it's kinda cool.

Eh, the two teams in our class are headed by Khang and Sat respectively. For interest sake's I'm on Sat's team.

Some of the jokes on the softball field...
1) Cherling hits the ball...
Everyone on our team: RUNNNNNNN!!!
Cher runs and the ball bounces all over the field and the fielders run to catch it.
Cher: (stops at first base)
All of us: STOPPP!!!
Then we realize the ball bounces out of range again.
All of us: RUNNNNNN!!!!
Cher: (runs and flails her arm to second base)
Us: STOPPPPP!!!
Then the ball somehow loses contact with fielders and go bouncing again.
Us: RUNNNNNN RUNNNNNN!!
Cher: AHHHHH!! (runs to third base)
Us: (sees ball near her) STOPPPPP!!!
Then suddenly ball veers out of control AGAIN.
Us: RUNNNNNN!!
Cher: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs and hit the fourth base)
Us: WHOOOOOO!! CHER HOME RUN GIRL!!
Lol.

Eh... then there was Lee Lip who was the catcher...
Lee Lip: (misses ball yet again)
All of us fielders mainly Cher: LEE LIP AHHHH!!! BUKA MATA!!! BUKA BESAR BESAR BESAR!
Lee Lip: OKAY!!!
Lee Lip: (misses ball again)
Cher: LEE LIP BUKA MATA BESAR BESAR!!!!
Lee Lip: OKAYYY!!!!
Then this time the ball gets hit and Cher gets the ball.
Cher: (gets ball throw in wrong direction... someone gets saved because of her blunder)
The whole team: Dangg...
Then suddenly...
Lee Lip: CHERLING!! BUKA MATA BESAR BESAR!!
The whole team collapses in laughter.

3) On the second time we played, Mr Mong couldn't be the umpire so Kok became the umpire...
Someone from my team: (bats ball)
Ball flies backward (foul ball) and hit Kok square in the face.
Whole field: Ohhh...
Kok: (rubs face) FOUL BALL FOUL BALL! MUST BE FOUL BALL!!!!

4) When Kim was running bases...
Kim's team: STEAL KIM STEAL!!
Kim: (when Chin Ann pitching steals bases and run) AHHHHHHH!!! (flail arms)
Me, Cel and Van who are fielding that area: (look at her and laugh helplessly)

'Well that's all I can remember. So that's it.

Now the said two had better leave me in peace.

HAHAHAH!

So I'm NOT the only one who hates her.

OOOOHH BOYYY I FEEL THE JOY ONE FEELS WHEN THEY'VE JUST OPENED A MEGA HUGE CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

Wha?!

Ya ya I know I abandoned the blog for so long already.

Where's Alison eh?

Okay, dearie, I won't scold you here. You at least blog.

Eh ahem.

EMMELINE ONG SAY CHIUN!!!! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BLOGGED? IT SEEMED LIKE A MILLENIA AGO!!!!!

Okie. Now that I got that off my chest I shall now proceed to remember the latest jokes from the class of 5C...

First of all, philosophical quotes... from Aidan and Chiew mostly...

1)Make love not war (Wha?? That has a double meaning!! :S)
Ooohh. There's a joke about this. I'd say it later. :D
2) Never say never say never. (Ok, read that slowly and then you'd get it) The original version was from Ms Teo who said: Never say never.
3) It's not easy being easy. (Linus Lee almost blew up when he heard this one)
4) You are here but you are not here. (cracked mine and Khang's head for a while this one.)
5) Modern technology owes ecology an apology. (Aidan I think you confused poor Cikgu Anita!)
6) We are all here to do what we are all here to do. (Read that SLOWLY and you'd get it...)
7) She's not afraid to make enemies but she has a lot of enemies. (Confusing eh? I came up with it. :D)

Okay. So first. Dirty jokes here they come first.

1) One day in Sej class...
Susanna Chong: So this Dasar Kependudukan is aiming to have 70 million (I can't quite remember eh...) people living in Msia by 2110 (I think...) You think possible or not?
Whole class: Ummm...
Kok: Siaw Hui, work harder!
Sej teacher: Kok Ming!
Me: WHA???!!! YOUUUUUUU....
Aidan: Siaw Hui, Siaw Hui, make love not war.
Me: AIDANNNNN!!!!!
Sej teacher: If I were your Bio teacher, I don't know what I wanna do with you ppl.

2) During English period...
Ms Teo: I don't want you to guys work too hard yet. I don't want you guys to peak too early.
Class: ...
Kai Lun: (starts laughing manically) PEAK...
Chiew: (joins in sniggering) Eeeee, Lun...
Class: (sits stunned)
Kai Lun: (continues laughing)
Ms Teo: (exasperated) I DON"T MEAN THAT KIND OF PEAKK!!!!

3) After spotcheck today...
Kok: Eh, Siaw Hui, we go see prefect teachers now.
Me: What for? No more prefects le.
Kok: No, I want to complain about the spotcheck.
Me: Why?
Kok: Because the guy keeps wanting to touch my c*****!
Me: WHA?!!
Sing Yue: (from behind) Did any of them try to touch your...
Me: NOOOOO!!!

4) In the canteen...
Noel: I like nuts. (looks evilly at Van)
Van: ...
Ak: (happily joins in) YEAH, I LOVE NUTS TOO!!
Noel: What type what type?
Ak: THE HONEY ROASTED ONES!! (looks evilly at me)
Me: :S
Noel: Yeah, they're very crispy aren't they?
Ak: YES VERY!!
Both look at me.
Me and Van: Ewwy.

Then we have the infamous class monitor of Khang Wee who is turning extra lame...

1) In Maths...
Linus: Ok. So this is called the great circle.
Khang: Ooooh, so is it like the Royal Circle?
Linus: ...
Khang: OOOOHHH!! Like the Royal London Circle?!!
Linus: ..............

2) In Bio on Thurs...
Cikgu Anita: Okay. So you must know that the climate will change due to greenhouse effect.
Khang: Oooh. Just like the day after tomorrow. (everyone thought it was the movie)
Class: ...
Khang: WHICH IS SATURDAY!! GET IT?! THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!
Me: WHA??!!

3) Another time...
Khang: Siaw Hui, what you doing for your syarahan?
Me: Ehhh, on kebaikan and keburukan iklan.
Khang: Oooh, cool. You can try out my advert. It's damn cool. I bet everyone will listen wan.
Me: Oh. What is it?
Khang: (thrusts out his wrist which has Sally's Swatch watch on it) This isn't any watch. It's a Swatch.
Me: You have got to be kidding.

4) When we first got the fire drill map...
Khang: Eh, Siaw Hui, this one goes under which section? Entertainment or Just Stuff?
Me: Uhh... should be...
Khang: Oh I know! It's (with a flourish) ENTERTAINMENT!!! (starts moonwalking and dancing to the board with Entertainment)
Me: ....

Really lame man you, Khang. Omg.

And the guys loves annoying me to death in class...

1) In Sej class when we both exchanged books to mark...
Susanna Chong: Ok. The answer for this is B.
Khang: (to me) HAH! YOU GOT IT WRONG!!
Susanna Chong: Okay... the next one is C.
Khang: (to me in an even louder tone) HAHAHAHA! SIAW HUI GET WRONG!
Susanna Chong: KHANG WEE!! WHY YOU HATE HER SO MUCH???!!!

2) In Add Maths class...
Mrs Ngu: (drawing histogram) So if this were height this part will have less ppl. (points to the part made up of short ppl) And I will fall in here.
Class: ...
Kok: Don't worry Cikgu! Siaw Hui will fall in there too!
Me: Grrr....

And then there was a conversation at the back of the class...
Cher: Eeee, you know breast implants?
Tiff, Emm and Al join in. Ak and me just sit there.
Tiff: Ya, you know silicon?
(starts jabbering all of them)
Me: Uhh... *blink blink* Wha?
Cher: Ya I know! There's this cream for flabby arms!
Al: Oooooohhh... cool. Then there's this...
Ak: (stands up) Okay that's it. I got to get outta here.

About the prefect fatewell...
Emm: So, it's being held next Friday huh?
Me: Yeah. That's what I heard.
Al: OOOOO! So what ya gonna wear?
Me: Uhh. I dunno. I don't exactly plan ONE WHOLE week in advance.
Emm: Just say la. Roughly.
Me: Uhh. T shirt. Jeans. Eh? Simple eh?
Emm and Al: (stony looks)
Me: (mutters) Uh oh... (louder) I mean it's just a simple party... it isn't formal or anything...
Emm and Al: (still stony look)
Me: (wails) I MEAN NOEL WOULD WEAR T SHIRT AND JEANS TOO!!!
Al: (turns to Noel) What have you got to say for yourself?
Noel: Eh... (looks at Al's stony face) Siaw, it is quite important. Better wear something good.
Me: WHHHHAAA???!
Emm: You heard the boy. SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?!
Me: Eh... NICE BLOUSE and jeans? Ehehehe...
Al: (accusingly) YOU ARE GOING TO TRY TO WEAR THREE QUARTERS AGAIN AREN"T YOU?!
Me: Ehhh...
Emm: I BET SHE IS!!
Me: Ehhh... (wails) WHAT"S WRONG WITH THREE QUARTERS! IT"S COMFY!!!!
Al: You will NOT wear jeans or three quarters!
Me: (wails) BUT I DON"T WANNA GO PRANCING AROUND IN A SKIRT OR A DRESS!!
Al: YOU WILL WEAR SKIRT!! OR DRESS! WHICHEVER!
Me: But I don't wanna... (wails) What's wrong with jeans! It's not even formal! At most it's semi formal! I don't have a dress anyway!!
Emm: Fine. Skirt then.
Me: Jeans...
Emm: SKIRT!
Me: JEANS!!!
Emm: SKIRTT!!!
Both glare again.
Me: FINE! BUT I"M NOT GONNA WEAR A LONG SKIRT!!!
Emm: Okay... but you must wear heels!
Me: NO NOT HEELS!
Al: Heels!
Me: NO! SANDALS!!
Al: At least get some decent sneakers then!
Me: I ONLY HAVE SCHOOL SHOES!!
Emm: What size are your feet?
Me: (without thinking) Five?
Al: AH. Okay..
Emm and her share a secret wink.
Me: NO! (wails loudly) DON"T YOU DARE BUY ME HEELS!!! I HAVE HEELS!
Emm: (raises eyebrows and then grins) Eh? AHHHHH...
Me: BUT I DON"T WEAR THEM! UNLESS I"M FORCED TO! THEY HURT!!
Al: YOU WILL WEAR THEM!
Me: NO! I DON"T WANT HEELS!
Emm: Hmm. (looks up) Thought about jewelery yet?
Me: WHA???!!!
Al: Ooooh, what jewelery will you wear?
Me: NOTHING! I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING DANGLING OFF MY EARS OR DRIPPING OF MY NECK OR HANGING FROM MY WRIST OR... OR GLEAMING OFF MY FINGERS OR SHIMMERING FROM MY ANKLES!!
Emm: We shall get you you know.
Me: Ehhh... (desperately wailing by now) What about Van?! Why not bug her too?!
Al: She's too far away. You on the other hand are near.
Emm: OK. For the clothes. What color you wanna wear?
Me: I can't remember my entire wardrobe!!
Emm: NOW! TELL ME THE COLORS NOW!
Me: HELPPPPPPP!!!

Btw, notice the title of Wha?! Have you thought why I put that in? That's because my reactions in most of the reactions above are just that.

;)