Wha?!

Ya ya I know I abandoned the blog for so long already.

Where's Alison eh?

Okay, dearie, I won't scold you here. You at least blog.

Eh ahem.

EMMELINE ONG SAY CHIUN!!!! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BLOGGED? IT SEEMED LIKE A MILLENIA AGO!!!!!

Okie. Now that I got that off my chest I shall now proceed to remember the latest jokes from the class of 5C...

First of all, philosophical quotes... from Aidan and Chiew mostly...

1)Make love not war (Wha?? That has a double meaning!! :S)
Ooohh. There's a joke about this. I'd say it later. :D
2) Never say never say never. (Ok, read that slowly and then you'd get it) The original version was from Ms Teo who said: Never say never.
3) It's not easy being easy. (Linus Lee almost blew up when he heard this one)
4) You are here but you are not here. (cracked mine and Khang's head for a while this one.)
5) Modern technology owes ecology an apology. (Aidan I think you confused poor Cikgu Anita!)
6) We are all here to do what we are all here to do. (Read that SLOWLY and you'd get it...)
7) She's not afraid to make enemies but she has a lot of enemies. (Confusing eh? I came up with it. :D)

Okay. So first. Dirty jokes here they come first.

1) One day in Sej class...
Susanna Chong: So this Dasar Kependudukan is aiming to have 70 million (I can't quite remember eh...) people living in Msia by 2110 (I think...) You think possible or not?
Whole class: Ummm...
Kok: Siaw Hui, work harder!
Sej teacher: Kok Ming!
Me: WHA???!!! YOUUUUUUU....
Aidan: Siaw Hui, Siaw Hui, make love not war.
Me: AIDANNNNN!!!!!
Sej teacher: If I were your Bio teacher, I don't know what I wanna do with you ppl.

2) During English period...
Ms Teo: I don't want you to guys work too hard yet. I don't want you guys to peak too early.
Class: ...
Kai Lun: (starts laughing manically) PEAK...
Chiew: (joins in sniggering) Eeeee, Lun...
Class: (sits stunned)
Kai Lun: (continues laughing)
Ms Teo: (exasperated) I DON"T MEAN THAT KIND OF PEAKK!!!!

3) After spotcheck today...
Kok: Eh, Siaw Hui, we go see prefect teachers now.
Me: What for? No more prefects le.
Kok: No, I want to complain about the spotcheck.
Me: Why?
Kok: Because the guy keeps wanting to touch my c*****!
Me: WHA?!!
Sing Yue: (from behind) Did any of them try to touch your...
Me: NOOOOO!!!

4) In the canteen...
Noel: I like nuts. (looks evilly at Van)
Van: ...
Ak: (happily joins in) YEAH, I LOVE NUTS TOO!!
Noel: What type what type?
Ak: THE HONEY ROASTED ONES!! (looks evilly at me)
Me: :S
Noel: Yeah, they're very crispy aren't they?
Ak: YES VERY!!
Both look at me.
Me and Van: Ewwy.

Then we have the infamous class monitor of Khang Wee who is turning extra lame...

1) In Maths...
Linus: Ok. So this is called the great circle.
Khang: Ooooh, so is it like the Royal Circle?
Linus: ...
Khang: OOOOHHH!! Like the Royal London Circle?!!
Linus: ..............

2) In Bio on Thurs...
Cikgu Anita: Okay. So you must know that the climate will change due to greenhouse effect.
Khang: Oooh. Just like the day after tomorrow. (everyone thought it was the movie)
Class: ...
Khang: WHICH IS SATURDAY!! GET IT?! THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!
Me: WHA??!!

3) Another time...
Khang: Siaw Hui, what you doing for your syarahan?
Me: Ehhh, on kebaikan and keburukan iklan.
Khang: Oooh, cool. You can try out my advert. It's damn cool. I bet everyone will listen wan.
Me: Oh. What is it?
Khang: (thrusts out his wrist which has Sally's Swatch watch on it) This isn't any watch. It's a Swatch.
Me: You have got to be kidding.

4) When we first got the fire drill map...
Khang: Eh, Siaw Hui, this one goes under which section? Entertainment or Just Stuff?
Me: Uhh... should be...
Khang: Oh I know! It's (with a flourish) ENTERTAINMENT!!! (starts moonwalking and dancing to the board with Entertainment)
Me: ....

Really lame man you, Khang. Omg.

And the guys loves annoying me to death in class...

1) In Sej class when we both exchanged books to mark...
Susanna Chong: Ok. The answer for this is B.
Khang: (to me) HAH! YOU GOT IT WRONG!!
Susanna Chong: Okay... the next one is C.
Khang: (to me in an even louder tone) HAHAHAHA! SIAW HUI GET WRONG!
Susanna Chong: KHANG WEE!! WHY YOU HATE HER SO MUCH???!!!

2) In Add Maths class...
Mrs Ngu: (drawing histogram) So if this were height this part will have less ppl. (points to the part made up of short ppl) And I will fall in here.
Class: ...
Kok: Don't worry Cikgu! Siaw Hui will fall in there too!
Me: Grrr....

And then there was a conversation at the back of the class...
Cher: Eeee, you know breast implants?
Tiff, Emm and Al join in. Ak and me just sit there.
Tiff: Ya, you know silicon?
(starts jabbering all of them)
Me: Uhh... *blink blink* Wha?
Cher: Ya I know! There's this cream for flabby arms!
Al: Oooooohhh... cool. Then there's this...
Ak: (stands up) Okay that's it. I got to get outta here.

About the prefect fatewell...
Emm: So, it's being held next Friday huh?
Me: Yeah. That's what I heard.
Al: OOOOO! So what ya gonna wear?
Me: Uhh. I dunno. I don't exactly plan ONE WHOLE week in advance.
Emm: Just say la. Roughly.
Me: Uhh. T shirt. Jeans. Eh? Simple eh?
Emm and Al: (stony looks)
Me: (mutters) Uh oh... (louder) I mean it's just a simple party... it isn't formal or anything...
Emm and Al: (still stony look)
Me: (wails) I MEAN NOEL WOULD WEAR T SHIRT AND JEANS TOO!!!
Al: (turns to Noel) What have you got to say for yourself?
Noel: Eh... (looks at Al's stony face) Siaw, it is quite important. Better wear something good.
Me: WHHHHAAA???!
Emm: You heard the boy. SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?!
Me: Eh... NICE BLOUSE and jeans? Ehehehe...
Al: (accusingly) YOU ARE GOING TO TRY TO WEAR THREE QUARTERS AGAIN AREN"T YOU?!
Me: Ehhh...
Emm: I BET SHE IS!!
Me: Ehhh... (wails) WHAT"S WRONG WITH THREE QUARTERS! IT"S COMFY!!!!
Al: You will NOT wear jeans or three quarters!
Me: (wails) BUT I DON"T WANNA GO PRANCING AROUND IN A SKIRT OR A DRESS!!
Al: YOU WILL WEAR SKIRT!! OR DRESS! WHICHEVER!
Me: But I don't wanna... (wails) What's wrong with jeans! It's not even formal! At most it's semi formal! I don't have a dress anyway!!
Emm: Fine. Skirt then.
Me: Jeans...
Emm: SKIRT!
Me: JEANS!!!
Emm: SKIRTT!!!
Both glare again.
Me: FINE! BUT I"M NOT GONNA WEAR A LONG SKIRT!!!
Emm: Okay... but you must wear heels!
Me: NO NOT HEELS!
Al: Heels!
Me: NO! SANDALS!!
Al: At least get some decent sneakers then!
Me: I ONLY HAVE SCHOOL SHOES!!
Emm: What size are your feet?
Me: (without thinking) Five?
Al: AH. Okay..
Emm and her share a secret wink.
Me: NO! (wails loudly) DON"T YOU DARE BUY ME HEELS!!! I HAVE HEELS!
Emm: (raises eyebrows and then grins) Eh? AHHHHH...
Me: BUT I DON"T WEAR THEM! UNLESS I"M FORCED TO! THEY HURT!!
Al: YOU WILL WEAR THEM!
Me: NO! I DON"T WANT HEELS!
Emm: Hmm. (looks up) Thought about jewelery yet?
Me: WHA???!!!
Al: Ooooh, what jewelery will you wear?
Me: NOTHING! I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING DANGLING OFF MY EARS OR DRIPPING OF MY NECK OR HANGING FROM MY WRIST OR... OR GLEAMING OFF MY FINGERS OR SHIMMERING FROM MY ANKLES!!
Emm: We shall get you you know.
Me: Ehhh... (desperately wailing by now) What about Van?! Why not bug her too?!
Al: She's too far away. You on the other hand are near.
Emm: OK. For the clothes. What color you wanna wear?
Me: I can't remember my entire wardrobe!!
Emm: NOW! TELL ME THE COLORS NOW!
Me: HELPPPPPPP!!!

Btw, notice the title of Wha?! Have you thought why I put that in? That's because my reactions in most of the reactions above are just that.

;)