Bored

Gawd, do you know how being stuck at home can bring to so much boredom?

*begin wailing here*

I'm not even allowed to study groups for the past few weeks. *SOB* Coz my mum says all I do is talk and I get nth from it (bleh) Well actually the talking part is quite real but hello la... my friends bah! OF COURSE I need to talk right? I'm just a normal (but sociable) person bah heh?

So lately the past two weeks have been about studying, more studying, and more studying. And of course eating to keep this body alive. Sleeping (though I actually lack it can you believe it?!) The comp (yeah just that you guys aren't blardy ol when I am lol). The TV. And of course, in between days a list of things that I would from now on classify as the AUSSIE list of things. Yeah, all those nonsense about Aus forms and Visas and passports and whatever else is making my head pound. Gahhh...

Oh btw, just for interest sakes, Kim is going down to Melb on Jan 20. My dad said I'd be going down end of Jan too (it's pretty much confirmed) So what time are you guys (the rest going to Melb la like Tiff, Jane, Pey, Van and Emm) going down? Hehehe. At least if you guys go down roughly same time right, in the two weeks leading up to college, I can go play with you guys to avoid boredom hehehe.

And I just realized that Trinity College highlighted my name as thus:
WONG Siaw Hui

Guess what that means?

It means that I'm going to be called WONG (ugh) in college next year. *wails even more* Why can't the blardy college call me Siaw Hui? Í'm not used to being called WONG. Gag gag.

All right, down to the list of things I plan to do after SPM.

Post SPM stuff:
1) Get driving license so can use car.
2) Get a job... maybe? Emm, you still up for this offer?!
3) Go on a holiday somewhere nice with my family.
4) Go swimming? EMM! Still up for THIS offer?
5) Maybe badmintion. VAN!! You said you wouldn't mind playing!
6) Go to some parties like the prom if I'm around. CHER!
7) Hehe. Go scavenge around for a new handphone (not so interested in this actually) an Ipod (hopefully?!) and definitely a laptop for next year (Muahahahaha)
8) Maybe plan a trip to Lundu/Damai/Santubong with some of my buddies? Urgh dunno la.
9) Any birthday celebrations that might crop up?
10) MOVIE MARATHON!!
11) Pre Christmas and Pre New Year celebs? Maybe?

Yeah and loads more stuff I have yet to think of.

Hmm, I think I shall add some jokes here. Any one of them that comes to mind.

1) When playing softball in school, I was up to bat for my team...
Me: (starting to sweat and holding the bat) Oh gawd oh gawd. PLEASE let me HIT the BLARDY ball!!
My team: GO SIAW! YOU CAN DO IT!
Noel: CROUCH DOWN LOWER SO CHIEW CAN"T AIM!
Me: (gulp and look at Chiew pitching) I am so seriously freaking dead.
Ball comes at me.
Me: (swing desperately and... doesn't hit ball) Uh oh.
Mong: STRIKE ONE!
Me: Dang... (get ready again)
Ball comes again.
Me: (swing wildly and miss AGAIN) OH shit.
Mong: STRIKE TWO!
Me: (on the verge of hysteria) Okay, come on. I can do this. Focus.
Just as ball about to release...
Me: Oh for heaven's sakes, I'm just gonna stand still and not hit anything. Maybe the ball will be Ball 1 or smth...
Ball is released.
Me: Oh gawd...
And then a miraculous thing happens, the ball comes sailing RIGHT AT MY BAT. It bounces OFF MY BAT which is NOT EVEN BEING SWUNG. In short, the ball just twanged off my still bat. And it didn't even fly backward causing a foul ball or anything. It was hit. And not only that...
IT WAS A PERFECT HIT AND A PERFECT HIT FOR A PERFECT RUNNING AND SAVE.
Whole field: (stares)
Me: (stares) Did the ball just bounce of my bat? DID IT JUST BOUNCE OFF MY BAT?! But I didn't move it and yet I heard a thwang... did it... (looks at ball careening away across the ground) I hit it?! Even though I didn't...
Tiff (my team): SIAW HUI! YOU IDIOT! RUN! YOU HIT IT! RUNNNNNN!!
Me: YIKES! (suddenly adrenaline pumps though and run like mad hatter)
A very stunned Chiew and a very stunned Khang (catcher) start picking up ball to chase after me. But I'm saved.
My whole team: WAHLIU! SIAW OH! WHOOOOOOO...
Me: (start laughing hysterically)
Noel: Thanks Chiew! For aiming the ball right at her bat!
Chiew: (hesitates) Uhh, I meant to do that coz I pitied her. Scared she can't hit mar...
Someone can't remember who but must be from his team: Bullshit.

2) In church, while Lydia, Becca and I were playing with two identical baby girl twins whilst Agan looks on...
Me: (half cradling one twin whilst other is being cradled by Lydia) Oh gawd, they're pretty heavy.
Lydia: Uh huh... right...
Becca: Eh (looks at one twin and then the other) They really look alike hor?
Lydia: Doy...
Silence then...
Agan: Huh? Wait a minute wait a minute. You mean the two of them are twins?! (gasp)
Becca, Lydia and me: .... DUHHHHH...
Agan: Oh wow... I just thought they were sisters...
Becca: (sarcastically) They are...
Agan: Oh...
Then long silence again and we all finally thought he got the meaning then...
Agan: Wait a minute (gasp) Are they like identical twins?!
Me: (faints) Agan... (don't know whether wanna laugh or cry)
Agan: What! They don't look alike bah!
Becca Lydia and me: (faints)

3) A long time ago, my brother used to know someone by the code name of Black Chicken (eh not being racist la ok just the nickname) and he absolutely hated him...
Bro: Eh, you know that black chicken ah... sometimes I just feel like boxing him and just biting him.
Me: Why? You hate him so much kah?
Bro: Yeah...
Unbeknownst to us, my mum was listening in on the convo so the next day, when she came back from the market...
Me and Bro: (watching TV watch mum walk into house with marketing stuff) Hey mum!
Mum: Oh good you're here. I bought black chicken today! We can cook chicken soup with it!
Bro and me: What?!
Mum: (puzzled) But I thought you two were talking about black chicken yesterday so I thought you wanted some...
Me: MA!! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE NOT THE CHICKEN!
Mum: (looks down at scrawny black chicken) Oh... I thought you two were being literal.
Bro and me: (start laughing like wanna die)
When the chicken soup with black chicken finally came out onto the table for lunch...
Me and bro: Oh my gawd oh my gawd (scoop up some black chicken with spoons then..) HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mum: (sweats) Haiyah keep quiet la you two!

Haiz... my mum never fails to amuse me at times. ROFL.

226th post

I can't believe it! This blog contains more than 200 posts already! Whoot! Al and Emm we rock!!

Well actually more of Al rocked part coz Emm hasn't been blogging in a while.

Wait, why am I even blogging?

Oh yeah that's right, someone *glares* asked me to apologize to him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm not writing this to apologize, Kai Lun, so you can forget about it.

Well actually, it DID cross my mind to apologize, but cause you stepped on my foot when we were walking to Scoops this Weds, then thought of giving you a sorry went flying out my head.

Though I will write this for the sake of me, Alison and Emmeline. In case some oth ppl get offended through our past posts, present posts and future posts okay? So here goes the...

WARNING: This blog is the rightly owned property of the bloggers by the name of Alison, Emmeline and Siaw Hui. Anything written on this blog are merely the actual and unpolished thoughts of the aforementioned. Though that might be the case, we, namely the mentioned, do not mean to hurt anyone or offend anyone in anyway. In short, ANY OFFENCE THAT MAY HAVE BEEN CAUSED THROUGH THE BLOG IS UNINTENTIONAL. IT WAS MERELY THE RANTINGS OF THE BLOGGERS. HOWEVER, IF YOU STILL FEEL LIKE YOU WERE BEING WRONGED, OR OFFENDED BECAUSE OF THIS BLOG AND ITS WORDS, THEN TELL US. BUT IF WE EXPLAIN TO YOU AND YOU STILL WANT TO FIND FAULT WITH US THEN...

THERE'S JUST ONE THING YOU OUGHT TO DO...

DON'T READ THE BLARDY BLOG AT ALL! DOY!

Hope that got across. Sincere thanks.

NO!!

WOYY!!

My dad got very good timing to give me bad news hor?! Hmph. When I was happily frisking around this morning, he go bomb me with TWO HUGE bad news.

First he gave me the photos that I took for my student visa. Note this pictures will be ON MY STUDENT VISA AS LONG AS FOREVER... okay as long as I'm in Aus studying la hor...

And guess what I look like?

See usually, I don't really care how I look like in pics but considering this will be on my visa for about 7 years and maybe more...

I LOOK TERRIBLE! AND HORRIBLE!

I wasn't even SMILING! The blardy photographer said, Hey, don't smile so much... or smth. So I HAD to look serious. And oh my gawd, THAT so didn't turn out well.

Coz my serious was like... I had gawd damn puke under my nose. And my smile was like so forced and... ughh, I was wearing some moldy blue coat that the photographer gave to me because HE DIDN"T TELL ME THAT I COULD BRING MY OWN BLARDY PREFECT BLAZER!! GAHHHHH...

So I'd spend seven years with my student visa looking like that. As in a pic of me having puke under my nose. It is the WORST picture I have ever taken in my life. Bah. And I thought the photo studio pic was bad enough.

Second bad news. EVEN BIGGER.

Hem hem. See, I was hoping against hope that I'd be around for CNY. But apparently... THE STUPID ORIENTATION OF TRINITY HAS TO START THREE let me repeat THREE BLARDY DAYS BEFORE THE CNY! ARGGGHHH!! So kolien mannnn... So unlucky. Three days worrrrr...

And then I thought I could merrily skip orientation... but I realized that I can't coz I need to go down a week before my actualy sutdying in Trinity (which will be the orientation week lor) to get acquantied with Melb, buy windbreakers and whatever winter junk I have not yet purchased since MSIA is eternal summer land. Bahhh... and I need to go choose my subs during orientation week. Double bah.

Okay, like that's not bad enough...

Let me give you some MORE bad news goes me dad... but of course, he didn't add the more bad (I added that myself).

Apparently, I might not even be here AFTER SPM! When all the partying is going on, I MIGHT NOT BE HERE! There's no Damai. Or or Lundu. Or the prom. Or any pre Christmas celebrations. Or any planned New Year celebs or smth. NOTHING MAN!! I"D BE OFF FOR HOLIDAYS!! Because APPARENTLY my brother finishes his Melb Uni exams WHEN i start my SPM. So he gets to come back and see me suffer. Bahhhhhhhhh... bugger. Weyyy, I wanted to spend time with my friends before I go. Or before they go. Whichever lehhh..

Okay, so then you say maybe I have Jan to spend with you guys.

Bugger la, some more bad news.

Apparently, I have to move house by 31ST JANUARY 2007. Take a good look at that date ah. Because that is the last date of eviction from my brother's current apartment. Which translated means, we have to get my bro's arse and all his other possessions out of there BY that time.

Which also means since my bro obviously can't do all the moving out by himself, I HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE TO HELP HIM DO IT.

Which also means that the moving out takes about one week.

Which also means I"D BE LEAVING ABOUT THE MIDDLE OF JAN OR A BIT LATER!!

And when I'm there I won't be coming back till June.

WOYYYYY!!! SO UNFAIR LERRR!!

I shall go cry long and hard now.

Phooey.

Sequel

Now that the tears *glares at MTYP and Van* are over, I shall continue.

Since we stopped at Tiff, we shall now continue with...

1) Louis! This guy memang eh... always trying to get on my nerves. I guess in a sort of a weird way, I'd miss his: HI BOSS! calling lol. And his: Aiyah Siaw Hui ah... ERRRR!! thing. Haha. Good luck in Tunku Jaafar (that's how you spell it right?!) btw!!

2) Jeremy! SPYYYYY!! Haha, I'd miss calling this koala bear Spy. Damn. I don't even remember how the calling originated rofl. And I'd miss his weird weird way of crooning flirty songs (yeah, the Jesse McCartney one lol) Oh! And his gaying and fights with Noel when he discovers that Noel "cheated" on him. Lol Lol. And I'd miss his sound effects. Remember Al? Last time when we did the Hang Tuah thing in study group? He kept making sound effects for the sword fights. *sweat* You'd be in Kch and I'd be in Melb. LIke I said, call rates aren't that high so BETTER KEEP IN TOUCH EH!

3) Muzzie! I'd miss your really really artsy fartsy (wow, where did that come from ehehe) drawings. And your Apple PC hehehe and all the cool things you do on it. Basically all your gadgets and your crazy crazy antics esp when taking photos!

4) Ehhhhh... who was I on now? Oh yeah, KIMMY! How could I forget. Lol lol lol. I'd not really miss you dear coz you'd be in Melb mah. But I'd certainly miss hanging out and seeing you everyday coz though we'd be in the same city, not really gonna see you everytime like in class right? I'd really miss you and your daily funny antics la. Remember to call me and ring me up or whatever when we're down in Melb k?! Must meet up at least once a month and go for dinner or smth!! Cheap one though, not that rich mar... hehe.

5) Elane! Heehee, eh where you going next year? Go Melb la! Sure can get in! Go go go! Then at least I won't be able to miss you that much. Hehe. I'd miss your cooperation with me to go bully Kim till she screams. I'd miss you and me conspiring to do the next "evil" thing to Kim. And I'd miss the way you'd go : Ehhhh Siaw Hui, we ask Cikgu so and so this and this so that right, we can find out what exam question gonna come out... LOL!! Eyyyy, keep in touch la you!!

6) Emmmmmmaaaaaa!!!! Fellow blogger! She's like a uhh huggable big sister to me!! Coz of your height la!! Essshhh. You and Noel everyday will grin evilly and look down on me (literally). I'd miss your hugs when things get down! I'd miss your daily sleepheadedness and your blur grandma look. Hahaha... but you going to Melb too! YAYY!! Keep in touch! I won't miss you that much after all! I'd miss daily things with you though. OUTINGS IN MELB ARE A MUST YOU HEAR ME! DON"T TELL ME YOU CAN"T WAKE UP FOR A DAY OUTING WITH THE REST OF US LOT YOU HEAR! IF NOT I'D TAKE THE NEAREST TRAM OR SMTH DOWN TO YOUR PLACE, BUST IN AND DRAG YOU OUTTA BED HUAHAHAHAH!

7) Al!! Nooo, I'm gonna miss this girl so blardy much! Waaaa... okay, despite your eagerness to rub lots and lots of fashion sense into my head, I really really really really like you!! (not in a lesbian way so don't freak out and run dear girl) And I think that fashion lessons are actually coming through that thick skull of mine. *gasp* Urgh. I'm so gonna miss babbling, gossiping and talking with you. And joking. And bullying Noel. And hahahahaha of course, me teasing you *cough cough VIOLENT cough* Hahaha. Contact me from England you hear! CONTACT CONTACT! Oooohhh and tell me if there really ARE cute boys there. Lol.

8) Chin Ann! Lol, I think I'd miss his grumpiness to some extent. WEll, okay, maybe not grumpiness, just sometimes he's reluctantness to do things like eg. whenever I say Hi, he takes a very long time to say Hi back. And he does so grudgingly. Lol. And haha, I'd miss his off antics whenever he says something wrong at the wrong time when the entire class is quiet and can actually hear what he's saying. =)

9) Chiew. Will miss his TECHNOLOGY. Hahaha. Neh, not only that la. I'd miss the person too. His crazy "stunts" and his techno music stunts (or whatever it is lol) His crazy weird jokes. And his very very mind boggling philosophical stuff that just leaves me like Huh? Lol. And of course, your knack of always bringing illegal but very expensive stuff. Try to kek someone issit? Rofl. But heard you're going down to Melb next year? Keep in touch then! I'd be... uhh around the city lol.

10) Sjane!! Heehee, you'd be in Melb next year right! I don't care, you better leave your boarding sch sometimes or another to come out and hang with me and Kim them all you hear?! Good girl. Haha. I'd miss this girl's uhh CLUMSINESS. And her ever famous shuffle of her feet when she walks. Lol. Oh and her calling of Mtyp's bruise a hicky (is that how you spell it) OOOHHH!! And her ballet shuffling. Hahahahahaha... and of course, her good sound advice when you feel really down. Contact in Melb next year ahh!!

11) MTYP! Hahaha, suburbian area in Melb! Sob* don't care must get down to city sometime to spend time with us. LOL. Nanananana. I'd miss loads about her la. Her obssession with dramas that I'm not obssessed with. Her obsession with Neopets which I share actually. AND NO I"M NOT GIVING YOU NEOPOINTS DON"T YOU EVEN TRY TO ASK! Her hip hoppiness at times. Her trying to slam the door in my face. You evil person. NOMAD!! hahahaha... Aihh.., childhood fren, how can I not miss you? Sigh. It's so hard to move on...

12) Mel. LOL Lame lame lame girl. I'm so gonna miss your lame jokes. Aiyooo. And in some weird way, your bullying. You ah, on one day, slap me on the left arm. Then the right arm. Then where again? Wahliu, do you even know that I have nerve endings and can feel pain!! Evil evil evil lame person. Lol. Jk laaaa... Perth next year right?! KEEP IN TOUCH! Hehehe. And stay lame for the sake of all of us. So that when reunion, can see your lameness intact. Hehehehe.

13) Cel. Hmm... what shall I miss about her. Lol. Drama queen. Okay, I think I meant that in a nice way. Oh yeah, I did. Lol. OKAY DON"T KILL ME LA HAIYORR!! Oh and I'd miss her excitedness when it comes to certain stuff like SHOPPING. For the life of me I'd never understand why is it that shopping can bring so much elation...

14) Cher! Heehee! Where you going next year girl? Spore? Kl? Well, wherever it is, CALLLL MEEEEE!! Fat cat! hahahaha. I'd miss your weird noises. Like Ya BUSH or smth like that lol. And your sometimes blurness. Hahaha. Miss stealing food from you and sneakingly eating food with you. Nananana. And I'd miss gossiping and talking with you. Together with that crazy Jess especially. Haha.

15) Akmal. Wait, he's already missing. So uhh yeah, it doesn't exactly count does it? Coz whatever I'm gonna miss about him, I'm already missing about him. So yeah, don't count! Besides, lz to type it out here. And besides, it's not fulfilling the criteria of GONNA MISS hahahahaha... excuses to get out of typing stuff down as usual.

16) Noel. Buahahaha. The baby of the rodent family. Everytime get downtrodden by me. And Jas I think. Huahahaha. Anyway, I'd miss his very very weird craziness. And his noogies to certain extent though they kill brain cells. And his sometimes weird but sometimes good advice too. And his very weird humor. And very weird way of expressing concern and comfort. Eeshhh. Lol. Stay crz in Kch and better plan one huge reunion for all of us when we come home!

17) Winston! HAHAH NZ for you next year eh? HAHA. You'd end up herding loads of sheep. I'd miss the way this guy always try to find fault with me. Esp during Oral. Always go against whatever I say wan boh. Always have to try to take my oral lines. Geezzz!! Aiyoo...

18) Lee Lip! PASTOR! I'd miss disturbing him. LOL. And I'd miss his way of telling Noel (or rather commanding him) to not do certain stuff. Oh and I'd miss ganging up with him to distrub either Noel or Jeremy. And the way we laugh really long and hard at them. LOL! Oh and his guitaring. Lol!

19) Tan! Hehe, I'd miss the funny things like Who stole the cookie gig?! Hahaha. WEird la you Tan. And her very very funny way of expressing stuff like: You can' stand me issit! Then sit la! GEEZZZZZ... you ah.

Anyway, I'm done. And before I go just a shout out here...

SHOUT OUT TO EMM, VAN AND KIM! CONGRATS YOU GOT INTO TRINITY TOO! NOW WE ARE ALL GOING TO THE SAME PLACE YIPEEEE!! WE SHALL GO PARTY... SOON!

Just a short post

To tell you guys to check out the links of our blog all right? Coz Cher has just gotten a new blog and she asked me to link it to mine. I guess she wants you guys to know her blog, so yeah, go check out her blog all right?

Peace out!

So...

Since Pey asked me to blog, so here I am. Once again.

I shall now proceed to blog about everyone in class. =) And what I shall miss about all of them.

And of course, when I have the time (which I seriously doubt I don't coz I have to start studying SMTH tomorrow!!) I'd do about my other friends. =P

Okay...

1) Sally!! Omg, I'm so gonna miss you dear girl! Aih, your metal ruler antics! Sigh. You swishing around so menacingly (and since you are the Queen of the Distant Shores, I guess that's your scepter ahaha!) esp when you want Noel or Al to study. And Kim too sometimes, I think. Lol. OH! And I'd definitely miss your fruits! Your grapes, pears, apples, oranges... I know I can always go to you for FRESH FRUITS! Hehe. Sorry, freeloader here bah. Ooh, and I'd definitely miss our early morning chats. Since we always first two in class in the morning hehe. And of course, your weird animal sounds eg. meer! goose! Haha. Too bad we won't be going to the same continent.

2) YEE YING! Hahaha. This girl always got very cute stuff in her pencil box! Rofl. Always sneak sneak go see all those cute dangly thingies! Lol. And of course, I shall miss our early morning chats too. Sob* Go Melb instead of Perth Ying! GO!!

3) Jess! You crazy crazy person! Damn. I wish Mrs Ngu had shifted me to the back of the class for Add Maths sooner. Coz I got to you know loads loads better when she did. Not that I didn't before. I'd miss your Zzzing although it's so annoying at times. I'd miss your RAWR (when you want ppl to shuddup lol!) and I'd miss your snatching my Add Maths paper. It actually broke one time you naughty girl! And of course, your blurness when playing Big Two is PRICELESS. And I'd miss your laughter too! Keep in touch! From KL to Melb calls not THAT expensive la hor... =) Anywho, I can always go visit you when we're back in Kch. So near your house bah.

4) Sat! Haha. LION! You are your peverted peverted mind. But funny enough, I'd miss all your lame dirty jokes. Haha. Remember? Open day? What on earth did you sing to me?! I know it was smth dirty (who ask you to go menggubal your own lyrics you silly boy!) but I guess only Sjane, Kim and Tan will know. And I'd miss you constant (but nonsensical) chatter. Rofl. And your lame lame humor and funny antics. Lol. But then again, you'd be in Kch for the next two years so remember to invite me over to your place again eh! We shall push Noel into the pool again!!!

5) VANNESSAA!! *squeals* I'm so gonna miss you!! Wait, actually I won't really. Coz we're going to Melb next year. But I won't be seeing you THAT much I guess. So yeah girl, I won't be missing you too much! Just the words that we share between us. And the convos. =) And the stupid stupid stuff. See you around campus dear girl!

6) Jasmine! Omg, I think I'm gonna miss you uber uber uber lots! We practically watched each other grow up! Like from kids to now... omg! Time flies. I'm gonna miss your YA DUSH! Haha. And your whingings. And your hyperventilation (wait, actually I'd still listen to Van's so mebbe not!) And your groanings about broccoli (YES THEY ARE EVIL!!) I'd miss your good sound advice too. And remember, you don't have to be strong for anyone not even for yourself. When you have problems (don't always act as the advisor) just ring me! Kch to Melb not that high bah call rates! I'm so gonna miss you! My childhood friend!

7) Khang! Another one! Childhood friend man! Watched you grow up from a little boy (your bro reminds me of you as a Kindy person you know?) into the CLASS MONITOR! I'd miss your whinging about the class markers lol! And of course, YOUR LAME JOKES! And your disturbing me! Remmeber: MRS NGU STOLE MY MARKER! THAT LOOKS LIKE MINE! Haha... Oh and of course, will miss your moonwalking and stupid antics. Lol. And of course, your CLASS MONITORING, or lack of it. MUAHAHA. lol lol. And your chopping of offense slips! Oops... shouldn't have said that. :S But oh well, got prefect cert already haha! YOU LER! ASK YOU GO MELB YOU WANNA GO PERTH! HMPH! Nvm, must still keep in touch. HAH!

8) Kok! Omg, I list all my childhood friends one go mer?! Haha. Anyway, really gonna miss this really lame boy. Aih. Rolex watch lorrr. And I'd miss his good sound advice too. =) I'd miss the times I've shared with him as Head Prefects and any other memories taken from them. Will miss planning stuff with him too, collaborating like evil accomplices. And of course, scheming... hehehe... Keep in touch k!

9) Aidan! Hahahaha, I'd miss you too. I'd miss your: CIKGU AMC! Haha. Your amcing, your gold medalling, your chess-ing, your maths-ing, your physics-ing. ALL YOUR SMARTY BRAINIAC WORK LA! And of course, YOUR SHUFFLING! Haha. Keep shuffling Aidan! It makes ppl's day brighter. So go on! And of course, I'd miss your intellectual conversations. Funny huh? And of course, your huge huge huge vocab. Haha. Good luck in you being an ASEAN scholar! And even if Spore steals you away, rememeber our class reunion eh!!

10) Sing Yue. Hmm, let's look see. I'd miss his: Ehhhh Siaw Hui, I found out smth... bla bla bla. And our "gossip" sessions. Aiyo, memang kepo la this boy. Lol lol kidding la... And our scheming against a certain prefect... hem hem hem. Lol. Woy, make sure you don't have too much fun with the cattle in England eh! Lol!

11) Kai Lun! You dirty dirty dirty boy! Everyday watch porn hmmph! I never thought you would be the type. I'd miss your face expression when you get caught (kononnya you think you're innocent lol) watching dirty stuff. And your I didn't do it face. Geez you ah! And to think I thought you were so innocent. Looks can be deceiving. Kidding la... Good luck in being ASEAN scholar too! Wait, you are taking it up right?!

12) Tiff!!! Hahahaha, I'd miss your sexay legs. Okay okay, I better shuddup before you kill me. I'd miss your: I HATE YOU!!! Lol. lol. I hate you too Tiff!! Haha, jk jk la. I'd miss your WUNNERFUL drawings. Don't deny it la you. And I'd miss your singing!! Aih, no more sch musicals. So sad. But then again, See you around melb!! Don't you dare try to run away from me!

Okay, I think I better pick this up another day... coz I'm suddenly fighting back tears. I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY NOW VAN AND PEY! I FINALLY CRIED! The fact suddenly suck in while doing this. I don't think I can continue. I'd do it another day. Omg, tears tears again. Gawddddd, I'm so gonna miss you ppl!

Don't worry! I shall be back with the sequel!!

Just a little note...

CONGRATS JASMINE (not Jasmine Kueh Wui Thing la...) !!! YOU'RE FINALLY ENGAGED! WHOOHOO!

I don't even know whether you even read my blog or not lol but anywhoo...

CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS! SORRY I CAN'T EXACTLY FLY DOWN TO LIMBANG (wait, it was Limbang right? ahaks) TO ATTEND THE ACTUAL CEREMONY BUT STILL, AT LEAST I SAY CONGRATS RIGHT? AHAHA.

Btw, sorry I didn't actually believe Rachel when she said you were getting engaged. It was just that when she told me: Jasmine got engaged! she had this really cheeky grin on her face, yeah you know the one she pulls on when she wants to pull my leg or smth. Yeah, so ehehehe, but still in the end, I got the msg right? RIGHT?! Haha.

Oh boy, not everyday I get to see one of my friends get engaged you know ;) so haha, one last time...

CONGRATULATIONS!

Oh and don't forget to send me a wedding invite or I'd be after your blood. Huahahaha. Kidding kidding. But hey, come on, Siaw Hui must go. ;)

Wait if I say sorry for the times I bullied you, you will send me an invitation right? *hopeful look*

Of good news, bad news and pics!

First off, some pics to recall the last day of sch!

Introducing, the pissed off looking bunch! With Cher and a few others putting middle fingers! Sorry it's so dark.

A pissed off me, Ying and Elane. Rofl.

Omg! What are Al and Sal doing to poor Noelle? Is that his, I mean, her *gasp* boobs they're punching?!

Jas and me. If anyone dares to mess with us, eat our fists!!

Kinda dark. But I'm sure you guys can recognize Al, Van, me and Emm?

Mr Siaw Hui and Miss Noelle. HAHAHAHA!!

Macho Sally and me haha. Oh and macho Tan in the bground.

The ever famous cross dress! Look who's that one with the huge but utterly fake boobs! It's NOEL! *gasp* The female squirrel makes its appearance! Rofl. Btw, his boobs burst releasing water (coz they were water balloons) in the afternoon.

Since Emm liked this close up, I decided to post it here for her to steal!

Whoa, Sally! Why you sticking your tongue out?!

And now you want to punch too?!

Van and me (for the convenience of Van to steal)

Me and Sally (for the convenience of Sally to steal)

Jas and me! (for the convenience of Jas to steal lol)

The quadruplets! Well, not really. It's just the four of us. Me, Jess, Piv and Emma!

The Bad News:
Everyone is discouraging me to take Medicine. Because I have to get very very high entry scores i.e. 98 as my GPA for 4 of my prerequisites. Huh. Even the college that I applied for said that. They suggested I have a second course preference in mind. What more, STRONGLY suggest again ah. Hmph.

The Good News:
I GOT MY LETTER OF OFFER! HOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Whoosha! My forecast results and mock results pulled through after all! Wahahahaha! Letter of offer to the FIRST college I applied for (the one my parents and I wanted me to go to) I FEEL SO PROUD OF MYSELF! Nehhh, I'm just happy. Now I don't have to sit and worry about whether I got accepted coz I HAVE ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED! Muahahaha! Trinity College here I come! Oh btw, Emm, Kim and Van and whoever else is planning to go, have you guys applied yet? And if you have, have you gotten the letter of offer? Coz if you have, then DOUPLE WHOPPEE I HAVE FRIENDS THERE! WAHAHAHA!! Dum di da... I feel so relieved, at least the college I wanted accepted me. Phew. *sweat* But then now I have to sift through sheaves of papers: looking through them, reading them, filling them and signing them to confirm my student visa, acceptance form, accomodation form, fees form, payment form, International Students Under 18 form bla bla bla... omg. And I have to fax loads and loads of passport sized photos! Maybe I should just get my mum to do EVERYTHING then I just sign. Bet she won't let me. Bleh.

Ooooh wells, I better go now. Tata everyone!

Too lazy to think of title so bleh. :P ^- ^

Anywho, this is the last week of sch (sob) but then again it's the week where I think most of us have had the most fun. Ever since the Mock that is.

It's weird you know, SPM's so near around the corner and yet we're still playing our heads off and still don't care. :D

So here are some lame jokes, to keep you guys occupied to a certain extent I guess. :P

1) When giving Cikgu Susanna the book entitle Genghis Khan...
Khang: Eee cool (tries to peer over my shoulder to see book) What's it called?
Me: Genghis Khan?
Khang: Oh.
Pause then...
Khang: Eh, eh, add a G to the back of it.
Me: Huh? You mean Genghis Khang...
Khang: (beams proudly)
Me: ...

2) When playing Bullshit with some of them...
Al: (puts down one card) 1 Jack!
Me: (having all four Jacks) BULL!!
Al: Damn. (retracts card) How did you know?
Me: (grins) Coz I have all the Jacks?
Al: Grr...
Me: (puts down 3 cards) 3 tens!
No one says bull so...
Jer: (next in line) (puts down one card) 1 Jack!
Me: (shouts) HAH! BULLLLL!!!
Jer: How dya know?
Al: (practically screams at Jer while everyone glares) SHE JUST TOLD US SHE HAD ALL THE JACKS YOU DEAF BAT!!
Jer: Oh. Silly me.
Me: ...

3) When playing Bullshit still...
Mel: (puts down 3 cards) 3 nines!
Me: (pputs down 3 cards) 3 threes!
Aidan: Oy! How can you put threes? You can only put nines or tens or eights!
Me: Ohh sorry sorry ya... (takes back cards)
Pause then...
Me: (looks at remaining cards, don't have eight or nine or ten so I have to bull...) Aww man... I don't have... Oops. (look up)
Whole table: BULL! YOU CAN TAKE THE PILE OF CARDS ALREADY LA! WHAT EVER YOU PUT DOWN SURE BULL LIAO!!
Me: Damnnnn...

4) In my Sch Mag...
Khang: (signing) From the Ex Class Monitor to the Ex Head Girl.
Me: (upon seeing the signature) Wha?!

5) When Kok annoyed me and I couldn't take it anymore...
Me: (slaps him on the shoulder)
Kok: (recoils and clutches his appendix) OWW OWW OWW!
Me: WHAT?! (looks at him in disgust) I slapped your shoulder! How could it possibly affect your appendix?!
Kok: Eh (groans) You dunno mer? Got vein leading down there le...
Me: Uhh, veins bring blood, how does that connect with anything?
Kok: I mean I mean got nerve leading from shoulder to there leh!
Me: Uh huh, I thought your nerve brings impulses to the brain not that...
Kok: Fine fine! Just kidding... (grumbles)
Me: Hahhh!

6) On another instance when Kok annoyed me...
Me: (raises hand to whack already)
Kok: Woy woy woyyyy!! (runs away and spots Noel) Noel! (runs to Noel and hides behind Noel)
Me: OY, don't hide!!
Noel: Eh?
Kok (edging behind Noel, still trying to avoid me) Peace Peace Siaw Hui, peace!
Me: NO!
Kok: Peace! Calm down! (still cringes behind Noel) Noel, help me!
Noel: Oy, don't bully him la!
Me: He disturb me first!
Noel edges around with Kok behind him and Kok manages to escape through a maze of desks.
Me: WOY!! YOU COME BACK HERE!
Kok: (screams back at Noel) PEACE BE ON YOU NOEL! MAY THE LORD GRANT PEACE ON YOUR SOUL!
Noel: ...

7) Because Noel hates hugs...
Me: (whispers to Emm) Eh let's take photo with Noel and some oth girls, then on the count of 3 we jump and hug him k?
Emm: (evil grin) Ok!
Noel: (looks curiously at us) What are you doing?
Me: Oh nothing. (emm starts whispering plan to Van)
Noel: (shoots suspicious glare at the two of them) What are you ppl doing?!
Emm: Let's take a pic Noel!
Noel: (looks from me, to Emm, to Van) What if I don't wanna?
Me: Just take! Nothing wrong right?!
Emm: (pushes chair) Oy, sit here!
Noel: Why do I have to sit down? (death glare)
Me: Coz you're the only guy! JUST SIT lA YOU!!
Noel: (reluctantly sits)
Van starts laughing.
Noel: What are you ppl doing?!
Me: Jer, take photo! (tosses cam over to him) HURRY UP!
Tan who decides to join, me, Van and Emm gather around Noel.
Noel starts to sit on the edge of his seat.
Me: WOY! SIT PROPERLY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!
Noel: (raise eyebrow) I don't trust you.
Me: (death glare) ON my count of three, Jer, take the photo...
Noel wriggles in seat.
Me: One... two... THREE!!
All four girls lunge at Noel as Noel races out of his seat and towards the door.
Me: Damn, missed the bloody squirrel.
Emm: (screams) WE"D GET YOU NEXT TIME SQUIRREL!!

8) When Van was writing in Mike's auto book...
Van: (writing as fast as she can almost finish like half the auto already)
Me: Eee, I see!
Both fall quiet and start looking then...
Van: OH shit! Is this the right book? Am I writing in the right book?! (flips to the front of the book and sees the name Mike) Phew...
Me: Write halfway then only you check mer?
Jas: (nearby) Yalah, if wrong then you do what? (points at the heading: Hey Mike!) Cancel the Mike out ah?
Van: Ehehehe...

9) When trying to surprise Cikgu Tan Ah Siang with the orchid...
Noel: (covering cikgu's eyes) One... two... three! (takes away his hands)
Whole class: Tadah!
Tan Ah Siang: (slightly tilted away from the orchid such that the flower is not right in his line of vision) Huh? (starts looking arouind for the surprise rofl)
Emm: Cikgu! It's here! (gently tilts Cikgu around)
Tan Ah Siang: Uhh... (FINALLY spots the flower) Oh...

Ah, I'm so gonna miss you guys!

W A R

Okay that's it. THAT"S IT YOU HEAR ME YOU ANNOYING TWAT?!

Btw, I am not talking about Squirrel right here, so no fears Noel, though my long time declaration of war on you in my very very long ago blog post still lives on. I'm still winning the war.

AKMALLLL!!!!!

You very very irritating, bullying, grrrr (let me think of a word first... pauses for five seconds) unfeeling, annoying (did I say that already?) insensitive prick! Prat! Twat! GRRRR GO LOOK IT UP THE DIC (WHICH FYI IS SHORT FOR DICTIONARY YOU BUFFOON!!) AND YOU"D GET WHAT IM TELLING YOU!!

I am SOOO gonna get Alison to thwack you around the head when she goes to UK next year. So you watch it! She likes me better than you so she'd definitely comply with my one request. HAH!

Goon... idiot... gundu... bodoh... GAHHHHHHH!!!!

You just HAD to go email everyone about my ONE TINY LITTLE MISTAKE DIDN"T YOU?!

Why could you have just left it in the convo between me and kok and you? I don't see Kok blabbing HAH!

Purposely want to humiliate me issit? HAH?! Just say so la.

Face it: Your goal in life is to bully the crap out of me and then everytime I make a small little teeenyyyy weeeennnyyyy mistake you have to go tell everyone and then call me bodoh, babo, gundu... whatever else I can't remember. GAHHHHH!!!

You memang ah! Over the ocean (I DON"T CARE IT"S STILL TECHNICALL OVER THE OCEAN YOU TWAT!) still haven't given up on that goal issit? HUH HUH?!

Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! You're not that great too you know. *glares*

This is a payback for going and emailing ppl about my teeny weeny mistake. So there!

This is war Akmal! You're dead... next year when I get Alison or someone going to UK to beat you up. HAH!

And you can't do anything to me coz I'm in Aus and whoever else is going will not do your bidding!

WAR I TELL YOU WAR!!

OMG

Oh my gawd.

Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my gawd...AHHHHH!!!!!

For heaven's sakes, how on earth was I supposed to know?!!!!!

Van! Remind me NEVER EVER to laugh at you again when you have one of those "hilarious" run ins with your couzzie.

I am practically writhing with embarassment as I write this.

*sinks lower in chair*

Oh my gawd, I couldn't possibly have done...

*screams long and hard*

I don't wanna go out from this little nice room of mine. I feel like I'd throw up if I do. All over my boy cousin that is.

So, what did I do? Argh, let me tell you...

Oh gawd...

At about 6 smth I was up in my bedroom, fighting off sleep but to no avail. The last two nights saw me sleeping uber late. I have bags under my eyes to show for it. Don't ask me why I slept late or you shall be tormented gar.

So anyway, I fell asleep.

I think I must have had a blocked nose, because when I woke up my mouth was dry. Which obviously meant I had been snoring (most probably) and most definitely breathing through my mouth. And I also know that when I breathe through my mouth, I get bad breath. Well, I'm sorry but I do okay?!

Then... then... someone yelled my name at about 7 plus plus (which is now) and I woke up very very harshly.

Yelling at the top of my lungs, thrashing wildly in bed that sent pillows flying everywhere, twisting and turning (I think I stubbed something down there... *pauses to touch foot gingerly* Ow ow ow yes I did damn!!) until I finally got out of bed. My mum kept yelling and yelling and yelling and I didn't wanna go down at first. Then my maid appeared out of nowhere just as I was out of bed and half crawling and half walking to the door. The lights turned on, blinding myself and in the pandemonium, I couldn't find my glasses. My mind registered smth like: Oy, get specs dummy but I couldn't care less. Out the door, down the stairs.

So there I was. Yeap, that stupid little Siaw Hui. Stumbling like a blind person and a mad woman at that down the stairs, screaming like a mad hatter with a bloodcurdling scream that could have set the entire neighbourhood scrambling for the door and releasing bad odours from her mouth (I couldn't help it la ok!) But you want to know the WORST part?

See, when I first went to have my "nap" which I now sorely regret, I was dressed in a humongous baggy shirt (that looks like it belonged to some gunisack... a green one at that) and *gasp* shorts. As in, not knee length. But as in half her thighs being exposed. Well I'm sorry all right but hello? THE WEATHER IS SO FREAKING HOT! And the haze just MAKES it worst. Gahhhhhhhh... I went to sleep in that and still woke up sweating.

So there I was half tumbling down the stairs like an idiot, cursing and swearing, cursing and swearing. Due to the irritating law of Physics and my tumbling and turning in the bed, my shorts had ended up LESS than half way up my thighs. Let's just say, when I was coming down, I probably revealed like 3/4 of it. Dammit. I have to "thank" my stupid pants material riding up don't I? Oh oh! And the baggy shirt? It was simply dishevelled. Very badly. The sleeve on the right shoulder was off and the left shoulder was simply clinging for dear life.

But no, I couldn't care less could I? I mean after all, think about it. My house only got my mum and my maid and my sis. Who couldn't be bothered right?

Oh ho ho ho, I was so wrong.

Bam! Crashed and clattered my way to the bottom of the stairs very very loudly. And see, me no wearing specs and me degree is about almost hitting 600. Which means me almost completely blind when I'm not wearing specs. So I saw a blur of someone sitting on the sofa as I walked down. And that blur was wearing jeans which I obviously thought belonged to a boy. And then there were two other girls, or so I thought. My brain could only land on one option and I yelled out: HEY BIG BRO!!! YOU"RE BACK! And before I could shut my mouth it went: OOH! AND WHO ARE THEY?! *wave hand like drunken person towards the two girls* Then I stumbled blindly into the room where my mum was screeching at me to take the phone.

That was very smart of me, might I add, considering that my brother is all the way in Melb and is not coming back till Dec.

Took the phone, still feeling extremely blind and extremely blur. Dad said smth about him wanting to bring back a teddy bear for me (which was extremely sweet I think..) and then I managed to put down the phone somehow. Then I was walking happily towards the door that led to the living room area when suddenly all my neurons and whatever else in my CNS started to work. WONDEFULLY well.

AND BAM, everything came together.

Oh shit, that was my guy cousin.

And his girlfriend and his girlfriend friend.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH...

And now of course, I refuse to leave the room.

Even if I'm squinting very very badly without my glasses on. THe embarassment is too much to endure.

Oh my gawd, I am such a dunderhead.

Bahhhhhhh... they'd probably think that I'm a very very stupid and nutsy cousin.

Haha

Mtyp asked me to update. So yeah here I am, though I don't really know what I want to write about.

Oh wait *evil grin* I know what to do.

Talk about Jer and Noel. Haha. The presumably "gay" guys. HAHA. No la, jk, they're straight. It's just that it's so much funnier when they pretend that they're gay. Gawdd... Let's take you through the story k?

Quick one, me promise.

Disclaimer: Noel and Jer will not kill or harm a single hair on Siaw Hui's head. Both of them, Jer and Noel, are wonderfully straight guys. It's just that, like I said, they've been so wack lately they've tried acting gay lol.

So.. on with the story.

The story starts off with Noel and Jer being well "gay" partners. Don't ask me when they "paired up" because I honestly don't know when. All I know is that their "love" started showing when we were having our study groups.

The first study group was in Al's house. Neh... not that obvious yet. Just punching and all that. ;)

The "gayness" only started when Jer learned that his "partner" lol Noel had fetched Al from tuition without his knowledge. At which point, Jer broke down into "tears" and claimed: HOW COULD YOU?! YOU BROKE MY HEART! At which point Al wittingly added: I'm sorry, Jer, I didn't know that you and Noel (pats Noel's hand) Upon which Kim and Emm and me burst into laughter.

Then of course, Jer "serenaded" me haha like what Emm said in a post before this, and Noel got pissed at him, clutching his hand on his heart and claimed: Jer, how could you?!

Second study group meeting was in Emm's house. Hah. Too bad Al and Kim, you missed out hell lot.

First, Jer and Noel started serenading each other with Noel's MP3 player playing THAT love song in the background. Since they were sitting next to each other; they were extending their hands, presumably expressing their "love" rofl and singing to each other. Emm, Cher and me were like oggling at each other.

Is that bad enough? Wait wait, I shall tell you more. ;)

Then, they started quarreling. Don't ask me why la hor. So they started punching each other. And then dunno why, they started showing their "love" for each other. And they just wouldn't shut up whereupon I got annoyed and being the leader of the group tried to shut them up. Upon which they continued in their blatant refusal and went on with their what can merely be described as "gayness" rofl. In desperation, I yelled at them: Control yourself! Three times. It went pretty much unheeded... well unless you consider Jer glaring at you and Noel giving you a monster noogie that pretty much killed my brain cells as attention...

Whereupon, Emm tried to break up the "loving" people and suggested: Oy, want me to sit in the middle of you two so you can control yourself? Make it easier? Whereupon, the "gayness" stopped. Momentarily.

Ah... the lurvely part. Where the complications come in.

See, being the lovely artist Emm is, she decided to design a tattoo on Noel's hand. Which was a dragon. So whilst busily drawing on his hand, she had to hold it right? Ahh... see, that's where all the trouble begins. See, when Emma was doing this holding and drawing Noel's hand thingy; it was done behind a stack of books. And Jer was watching from the sidelines. And of course, from the side, behind a stack of books, it looked like Emm and Noel were holding hands very intently although Emm was just drawing. And of course, Jer got "hurt". Right after I went: Ouch, Jer, rejected! Look at Emm! She's... Enough said. ;) And of course, Jer "demanded" an explanation and roughly pushed Noel; almost making Emm screw up the dragon on Noel's hand. And of course, the fight lasted into... gawd knows when. :P

Oh and of course, Jer "cheated" on Noel. Haha. See, he was eating an apple. And I pissed him off so much that he started grabbing my head and hand and started shoving the apple into my mouth. Forcing me to eat it. He did this several times; making me scream like hell as he tugged on my arm, twisting it around to make me eat the apple. And Van, being the evil little being she was, tried to complicate things when Noel arrived on the scene. She said: Ouch, Noel, look at Jer and Siaw. He's trying to feed her. Upon which, Noel screamed: JEREMY! HOW COULD YOU?! and started coming around. Upon which I ran to where Van was and started laughing until I almost cried.

Then the two idiots rofl ran out of class, screaming obscenities at each other such as: How could you betray me? WHAT THE HELL? and so on and so forth.

And thus, ends the "gay" story.

Until next time, see you lot. ;)