Haha

Mtyp asked me to update. So yeah here I am, though I don't really know what I want to write about.

Oh wait *evil grin* I know what to do.

Talk about Jer and Noel. Haha. The presumably "gay" guys. HAHA. No la, jk, they're straight. It's just that it's so much funnier when they pretend that they're gay. Gawdd... Let's take you through the story k?

Quick one, me promise.

Disclaimer: Noel and Jer will not kill or harm a single hair on Siaw Hui's head. Both of them, Jer and Noel, are wonderfully straight guys. It's just that, like I said, they've been so wack lately they've tried acting gay lol.

So.. on with the story.

The story starts off with Noel and Jer being well "gay" partners. Don't ask me when they "paired up" because I honestly don't know when. All I know is that their "love" started showing when we were having our study groups.

The first study group was in Al's house. Neh... not that obvious yet. Just punching and all that. ;)

The "gayness" only started when Jer learned that his "partner" lol Noel had fetched Al from tuition without his knowledge. At which point, Jer broke down into "tears" and claimed: HOW COULD YOU?! YOU BROKE MY HEART! At which point Al wittingly added: I'm sorry, Jer, I didn't know that you and Noel (pats Noel's hand) Upon which Kim and Emm and me burst into laughter.

Then of course, Jer "serenaded" me haha like what Emm said in a post before this, and Noel got pissed at him, clutching his hand on his heart and claimed: Jer, how could you?!

Second study group meeting was in Emm's house. Hah. Too bad Al and Kim, you missed out hell lot.

First, Jer and Noel started serenading each other with Noel's MP3 player playing THAT love song in the background. Since they were sitting next to each other; they were extending their hands, presumably expressing their "love" rofl and singing to each other. Emm, Cher and me were like oggling at each other.

Is that bad enough? Wait wait, I shall tell you more. ;)

Then, they started quarreling. Don't ask me why la hor. So they started punching each other. And then dunno why, they started showing their "love" for each other. And they just wouldn't shut up whereupon I got annoyed and being the leader of the group tried to shut them up. Upon which they continued in their blatant refusal and went on with their what can merely be described as "gayness" rofl. In desperation, I yelled at them: Control yourself! Three times. It went pretty much unheeded... well unless you consider Jer glaring at you and Noel giving you a monster noogie that pretty much killed my brain cells as attention...

Whereupon, Emm tried to break up the "loving" people and suggested: Oy, want me to sit in the middle of you two so you can control yourself? Make it easier? Whereupon, the "gayness" stopped. Momentarily.

Ah... the lurvely part. Where the complications come in.

See, being the lovely artist Emm is, she decided to design a tattoo on Noel's hand. Which was a dragon. So whilst busily drawing on his hand, she had to hold it right? Ahh... see, that's where all the trouble begins. See, when Emma was doing this holding and drawing Noel's hand thingy; it was done behind a stack of books. And Jer was watching from the sidelines. And of course, from the side, behind a stack of books, it looked like Emm and Noel were holding hands very intently although Emm was just drawing. And of course, Jer got "hurt". Right after I went: Ouch, Jer, rejected! Look at Emm! She's... Enough said. ;) And of course, Jer "demanded" an explanation and roughly pushed Noel; almost making Emm screw up the dragon on Noel's hand. And of course, the fight lasted into... gawd knows when. :P

Oh and of course, Jer "cheated" on Noel. Haha. See, he was eating an apple. And I pissed him off so much that he started grabbing my head and hand and started shoving the apple into my mouth. Forcing me to eat it. He did this several times; making me scream like hell as he tugged on my arm, twisting it around to make me eat the apple. And Van, being the evil little being she was, tried to complicate things when Noel arrived on the scene. She said: Ouch, Noel, look at Jer and Siaw. He's trying to feed her. Upon which, Noel screamed: JEREMY! HOW COULD YOU?! and started coming around. Upon which I ran to where Van was and started laughing until I almost cried.

Then the two idiots rofl ran out of class, screaming obscenities at each other such as: How could you betray me? WHAT THE HELL? and so on and so forth.

And thus, ends the "gay" story.

Until next time, see you lot. ;)