So...
It's been quite a while since I blogged. And since it's been about a week since Mock ended (gosh, where did that one week go?! It only feels like it's been days!) and I know I have to start studying again soon (groans) I thought I should just you know, plonk all the jokes I still remember into this blog. So here goes.
Oh and this is to cheer any of you down, up. :)
Some jokes I have left out from Miri. I just realized that in Miri, I called up the hotel reception the most I think. And they must have been pretty annoyed with us and relieved when I finally left. :) Let's present the exhibits.
Exhibit A...
Me: (calling room reception) Hello, Room Service?
Hotel: (can detect whose room calling and they call out the room leader's name which is me) Good day, Miss Wong, how can we be of service?
Me: Umm, I seem to be missing bedsheets here.
Hotel: (pauses) Bedsheets?
Me: Yeah, there doesn't seem to be any on any of our beds. Did housekeeping take them away and forget to put them back?
Hotel: Not to our knowledge, Miss Wong, have you checked everywhere?
Me: (exasperated) Yes I have. That's why I decided to check with you.
Kim and Tan: (grumbles in background) Aiyah, where's our blankets...
Hotel: Are you sure, Miss Wong? It's usually stowed in the compartment beneath the TV.
Me: (frustrated, grabbing phone and stomping towards drawer under TV) I've checked there already. There is no... (yanks open cabinet door) Stinking... Oops.
Silence.
Hotel: Hello, Miss Wong?
Me: (small voice) Ehehehehe (sheepish) It's here. Sorry.
Silence.
Hotel: (guys tries to hide chuckle I THINK) No problem Miss Wong. Glad to be of service. Good day to you.
Exhibit B...
Kim: (calling Room service) Hello?
Hotel: (thinks it's me calling coz honestly, they only know my name since I'm the leader...) Hello, Miss Wong.
Silence then...
Kim: (screeching) I"M NOT MISS WONG! I"M MISS YII! GEEZ!!
Me: (somewhere around) ....
Exhibit C...
Van, Jas and Sal lock themselves out of their room with ALL three room keys inside their room. Yes, they were that careless lol...
Me: (calling room service) Hello, Room Service?
Hotel: Hello, Miss Wong. Good day to you. How can we be of service?
Me: Eh... really sorry, but I need to ask a favour. For my friends in Room 2010.
Hotel: And what might that be?
Me: You see, umm, they got locked out of their room.
Silence then...
Hotel: (slowly) Let me get this Miss Wong, they locked themselves out of their room.
Me: Yes.
Hotel: Even though we gave three room keys to them.
Me: Yes. They left it in their rooms accidentally.
Hotel: Okay...
Exhibit D...
Me: (calling room service) Hello, Room Service?
Hotel: Hello, Miss Wong. Good day to you. How can we be of service? (I bet they must really hate me by this time... :)
Me: Well I need ice.
Hotel: Pardon, Miss Wong? Did I hear you say ice?
Me: Yes. Ice.
Hotel: And what (pause) ice do you need?
Me: Just plain ordinary ice will do.
Hotel: In a cup Miss Wong?
Me: Oh no. Umm... send it in a bucket.
Hotel: (repeats slowly) A bucket Miss Wong?
Me: Oh yeah. A bucket of ice will do JUST fine.
Hotel: Okay... let me repeat. A bucket of ice.
Me: Yeah! Wait wait, send up... two buckets of ice.
Hotel: (repeat even more slowly) Two buckets of ice?
Me: Yeah, that's right. And can you make it quick? (Jasmine starts complaining she needs ice NOW to reduce swelling of foot)
Hotel: So that's two buckets of ice.
Me: Yes, thank you very much.
Hotel: (hides laugh) Okay, we'd be up.
Oh well. Whatever la. Hotel people must be thinking I'm extremely weird. But I don't exactly care. HAHA.
Oh yeah... some jokes recently...
During assembly, when the kids asked us to stand up and dance...
Mdm Voon: (plants herself right in front of us) DON"T YOU DARE!
Form 5: BOOOOOOO!!!
Noel: I wanna dance!
Tan: I wanna stand up!
Me: I wanna have fun!
Emm: I wanna clap!
Kok: (sheepishly whines) I WANNA PEE!
Me: ...
During Chem lesson...
Aidan: You know ah Cikgu, your Chem paper so hard le! I study till 1 in the morning!
Kok: I study until 3 ah!
Lun: I didn't sleep ah!
Everyone: ...
Something that happened quite long ago... in the canteen...
Noel: Ak! Siaw! YOU GET BACK HERE!
Both of us start running with Noel chasing after us. Past the steps of the canteen then...
Ak: Eh, where did that idiot go?
Me: Eh?
Both turn around.
Ak: He's... gone.
Me: But he was just chasing after us... just now?
Ak: Eh, what happened ah...
Both walk back to the canteen.
Noel on the floor.
Me: What happened to you?!
Noel: (points as broken shoe) I tripped over my own foor and fell. And broke my own shoe.
Silence.
Noel: (wails) My mum is gonna kill me!
Silence then...
Ak: Oh my God how can you be so stupid and trip over your own foot?!
Start laughing like wanna die...
One more thing about Noel... lol...
Noel: (keeps jumping) Almost there! I almost can reach it!
Me: (annoyed) Woooyyy, stop la.
Noel: Almost...
Emm: STOP IT!
Noel: Almost...
Me: Gahhhh (stomps off)
Few minutes later, see Noel in shorts, so go over...
Me: Eh, how come you change to shorts? What happened to your pants?
Silence then...
Noel: Oh. I split them while jumping.
Me and Emm: Okay...
Silence then...
Emm: OH MY GAWD HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?!
Both start hooting with laughter.
Noel: (to Al and me) Eh, what do you see when you look at me? A doctor? An engineer? A lawyer? An architect? What do you see?
Al: Uhhh...
Me: (thinks of smth and start snorting)
Noel: (snaps) WHAT?!
Me: Oh nothing.
Noel: (narrows eyes) WHAT!
Me: I see a Squirrel that's all. (starts laughing)
Al: HAHAHAHA...
Noel: ...
A long time ago, during exam... (Jas should love this one)...
Me: (eating fries) Eh, you know Jas...
Someone walks past me and smashes right into my hand holding fries.
Me: (think it's a classmate so raise my fist like want to hit already) WOY!!! WATCH WHERE YOU"RE ...
Person turns.
It's Mr Mong.
Me: YOU'RE... (he looks at me) Ehhh... (stupidly looks at raised hand and lowers it) Hi Cikgu...
Mr Mong: (looks at me puzzled then walks on)
Jas: (laugh like what)
Oh and btw, I accidentally spread a curse...
Me: Khang! Did you take my Sejarah F5 book?!
Khang: No le... (check locker) Oh wait, here it is.
Right after that...
Khang: OYYY!! DID YOU TAKE MY SEJARAH BOOK?!
Me: No... why would I?
Khang: Oh crude. I lost my Sej book! You cursed me I tell you!
Me: What... you yourself borrow my book and didn't return me wad...
Noel: What happened Khang?
Khang: Did you take my book?
Noel: No...
One day later...
Noel: Eh sorry Khang, I took your book.
Khang: ( grabs book back) Yes, I have my book back. (pats books lovingly) I will never let you out of my sight again.
Me: Right... Love story between a human and a book. How... interestingly... weird.
Noel: Okay, now I study sejarah... wait a minute, where's my Form 5 SEjarah book?!
Khang: HA YOU SEE! (points at me dramatically) SIAW HUI CURSE YOU WAN!
Me: WHAT YOU CRAZY BOY!
Khang: You lost your book. Then you found it through me. Then I lost my book and I found it through Noel. Now Noel lost his book. YOU CURSE!
Me: Shuddup! (thwack his head with Sej book)
Noel: ...
On the day Khang got his class monitor cert...
Me: HAH! I CAN BULLY YOU LIAO! YOU NO MORE CLASS MONITOR! YOU GOT FIRED!!
Khang: Damn.
On seeing Khang's name on the white board, under absentees though he's not absent...
Linus: Oh. Khang Wee Wee is absent?
Class: What?
Khang: EH?
Linus: (muses) Or is it Khang Khang Wee.
Me: Cikgu either way it sounds... wrong.
Tiff: (to Van) Here, grapey!
Me: (heard it as: Here baby!)
Me: Tiff, why on EARTH are you calling Van baby?!
Tiff: I said grapey you deaf person!
Me: Oops.
Sjane tried doing a Shallet (combination of Ballet and Shuffle)...
Sjane: (starts doing it)
Cel walks past behind her.
Sjane: (smashes right into Cel and kicks Cel's leg)
Cel: OWWWWW!! SJANNEE!!
Van: That was graceful. (snorts)
Oh and Emm's wonderful moral Essay...
Essay: Mereka harus mengamalkan nilai kasih sayang. Then you place the cookies on the tray.
LOL.
Oh and then this Moral question that Emm answered.
Question: Apakah cara-cara anda boleh lakukan untuk memupuk perpaduan kaum? (or smth like that)
Elane's answer: (which Emm copied) Saya akan berkawan dengan mereka daripada kaum yang lain...
Emm's copied answer: Saya akan berkahwin dengan mereka daripada kaum yang lain...
When copying some thing about Chem down...
Original answer: It has a sweet smell.
Me: It has a sweet small.
Oh well. I think I better log off now. I'm supposed to find the chords for "You Raise Me Up." Don't ask why. No seriously, don't. GAHHHH!!!
Í'm keeping myself in check... lest I fall again.
Oh and this is to cheer any of you down, up. :)
Some jokes I have left out from Miri. I just realized that in Miri, I called up the hotel reception the most I think. And they must have been pretty annoyed with us and relieved when I finally left. :) Let's present the exhibits.
Exhibit A...
Me: (calling room reception) Hello, Room Service?
Hotel: (can detect whose room calling and they call out the room leader's name which is me) Good day, Miss Wong, how can we be of service?
Me: Umm, I seem to be missing bedsheets here.
Hotel: (pauses) Bedsheets?
Me: Yeah, there doesn't seem to be any on any of our beds. Did housekeeping take them away and forget to put them back?
Hotel: Not to our knowledge, Miss Wong, have you checked everywhere?
Me: (exasperated) Yes I have. That's why I decided to check with you.
Kim and Tan: (grumbles in background) Aiyah, where's our blankets...
Hotel: Are you sure, Miss Wong? It's usually stowed in the compartment beneath the TV.
Me: (frustrated, grabbing phone and stomping towards drawer under TV) I've checked there already. There is no... (yanks open cabinet door) Stinking... Oops.
Silence.
Hotel: Hello, Miss Wong?
Me: (small voice) Ehehehehe (sheepish) It's here. Sorry.
Silence.
Hotel: (guys tries to hide chuckle I THINK) No problem Miss Wong. Glad to be of service. Good day to you.
Exhibit B...
Kim: (calling Room service) Hello?
Hotel: (thinks it's me calling coz honestly, they only know my name since I'm the leader...) Hello, Miss Wong.
Silence then...
Kim: (screeching) I"M NOT MISS WONG! I"M MISS YII! GEEZ!!
Me: (somewhere around) ....
Exhibit C...
Van, Jas and Sal lock themselves out of their room with ALL three room keys inside their room. Yes, they were that careless lol...
Me: (calling room service) Hello, Room Service?
Hotel: Hello, Miss Wong. Good day to you. How can we be of service?
Me: Eh... really sorry, but I need to ask a favour. For my friends in Room 2010.
Hotel: And what might that be?
Me: You see, umm, they got locked out of their room.
Silence then...
Hotel: (slowly) Let me get this Miss Wong, they locked themselves out of their room.
Me: Yes.
Hotel: Even though we gave three room keys to them.
Me: Yes. They left it in their rooms accidentally.
Hotel: Okay...
Exhibit D...
Me: (calling room service) Hello, Room Service?
Hotel: Hello, Miss Wong. Good day to you. How can we be of service? (I bet they must really hate me by this time... :)
Me: Well I need ice.
Hotel: Pardon, Miss Wong? Did I hear you say ice?
Me: Yes. Ice.
Hotel: And what (pause) ice do you need?
Me: Just plain ordinary ice will do.
Hotel: In a cup Miss Wong?
Me: Oh no. Umm... send it in a bucket.
Hotel: (repeats slowly) A bucket Miss Wong?
Me: Oh yeah. A bucket of ice will do JUST fine.
Hotel: Okay... let me repeat. A bucket of ice.
Me: Yeah! Wait wait, send up... two buckets of ice.
Hotel: (repeat even more slowly) Two buckets of ice?
Me: Yeah, that's right. And can you make it quick? (Jasmine starts complaining she needs ice NOW to reduce swelling of foot)
Hotel: So that's two buckets of ice.
Me: Yes, thank you very much.
Hotel: (hides laugh) Okay, we'd be up.
Oh well. Whatever la. Hotel people must be thinking I'm extremely weird. But I don't exactly care. HAHA.
Oh yeah... some jokes recently...
During assembly, when the kids asked us to stand up and dance...
Mdm Voon: (plants herself right in front of us) DON"T YOU DARE!
Form 5: BOOOOOOO!!!
Noel: I wanna dance!
Tan: I wanna stand up!
Me: I wanna have fun!
Emm: I wanna clap!
Kok: (sheepishly whines) I WANNA PEE!
Me: ...
During Chem lesson...
Aidan: You know ah Cikgu, your Chem paper so hard le! I study till 1 in the morning!
Kok: I study until 3 ah!
Lun: I didn't sleep ah!
Everyone: ...
Something that happened quite long ago... in the canteen...
Noel: Ak! Siaw! YOU GET BACK HERE!
Both of us start running with Noel chasing after us. Past the steps of the canteen then...
Ak: Eh, where did that idiot go?
Me: Eh?
Both turn around.
Ak: He's... gone.
Me: But he was just chasing after us... just now?
Ak: Eh, what happened ah...
Both walk back to the canteen.
Noel on the floor.
Me: What happened to you?!
Noel: (points as broken shoe) I tripped over my own foor and fell. And broke my own shoe.
Silence.
Noel: (wails) My mum is gonna kill me!
Silence then...
Ak: Oh my God how can you be so stupid and trip over your own foot?!
Start laughing like wanna die...
One more thing about Noel... lol...
Noel: (keeps jumping) Almost there! I almost can reach it!
Me: (annoyed) Woooyyy, stop la.
Noel: Almost...
Emm: STOP IT!
Noel: Almost...
Me: Gahhhh (stomps off)
Few minutes later, see Noel in shorts, so go over...
Me: Eh, how come you change to shorts? What happened to your pants?
Silence then...
Noel: Oh. I split them while jumping.
Me and Emm: Okay...
Silence then...
Emm: OH MY GAWD HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?!
Both start hooting with laughter.
Noel: (to Al and me) Eh, what do you see when you look at me? A doctor? An engineer? A lawyer? An architect? What do you see?
Al: Uhhh...
Me: (thinks of smth and start snorting)
Noel: (snaps) WHAT?!
Me: Oh nothing.
Noel: (narrows eyes) WHAT!
Me: I see a Squirrel that's all. (starts laughing)
Al: HAHAHAHA...
Noel: ...
A long time ago, during exam... (Jas should love this one)...
Me: (eating fries) Eh, you know Jas...
Someone walks past me and smashes right into my hand holding fries.
Me: (think it's a classmate so raise my fist like want to hit already) WOY!!! WATCH WHERE YOU"RE ...
Person turns.
It's Mr Mong.
Me: YOU'RE... (he looks at me) Ehhh... (stupidly looks at raised hand and lowers it) Hi Cikgu...
Mr Mong: (looks at me puzzled then walks on)
Jas: (laugh like what)
Oh and btw, I accidentally spread a curse...
Me: Khang! Did you take my Sejarah F5 book?!
Khang: No le... (check locker) Oh wait, here it is.
Right after that...
Khang: OYYY!! DID YOU TAKE MY SEJARAH BOOK?!
Me: No... why would I?
Khang: Oh crude. I lost my Sej book! You cursed me I tell you!
Me: What... you yourself borrow my book and didn't return me wad...
Noel: What happened Khang?
Khang: Did you take my book?
Noel: No...
One day later...
Noel: Eh sorry Khang, I took your book.
Khang: ( grabs book back) Yes, I have my book back. (pats books lovingly) I will never let you out of my sight again.
Me: Right... Love story between a human and a book. How... interestingly... weird.
Noel: Okay, now I study sejarah... wait a minute, where's my Form 5 SEjarah book?!
Khang: HA YOU SEE! (points at me dramatically) SIAW HUI CURSE YOU WAN!
Me: WHAT YOU CRAZY BOY!
Khang: You lost your book. Then you found it through me. Then I lost my book and I found it through Noel. Now Noel lost his book. YOU CURSE!
Me: Shuddup! (thwack his head with Sej book)
Noel: ...
On the day Khang got his class monitor cert...
Me: HAH! I CAN BULLY YOU LIAO! YOU NO MORE CLASS MONITOR! YOU GOT FIRED!!
Khang: Damn.
On seeing Khang's name on the white board, under absentees though he's not absent...
Linus: Oh. Khang Wee Wee is absent?
Class: What?
Khang: EH?
Linus: (muses) Or is it Khang Khang Wee.
Me: Cikgu either way it sounds... wrong.
Tiff: (to Van) Here, grapey!
Me: (heard it as: Here baby!)
Me: Tiff, why on EARTH are you calling Van baby?!
Tiff: I said grapey you deaf person!
Me: Oops.
Sjane tried doing a Shallet (combination of Ballet and Shuffle)...
Sjane: (starts doing it)
Cel walks past behind her.
Sjane: (smashes right into Cel and kicks Cel's leg)
Cel: OWWWWW!! SJANNEE!!
Van: That was graceful. (snorts)
Oh and Emm's wonderful moral Essay...
Essay: Mereka harus mengamalkan nilai kasih sayang. Then you place the cookies on the tray.
LOL.
Oh and then this Moral question that Emm answered.
Question: Apakah cara-cara anda boleh lakukan untuk memupuk perpaduan kaum? (or smth like that)
Elane's answer: (which Emm copied) Saya akan berkawan dengan mereka daripada kaum yang lain...
Emm's copied answer: Saya akan berkahwin dengan mereka daripada kaum yang lain...
When copying some thing about Chem down...
Original answer: It has a sweet smell.
Me: It has a sweet small.
Oh well. I think I better log off now. I'm supposed to find the chords for "You Raise Me Up." Don't ask why. No seriously, don't. GAHHHH!!!
Í'm keeping myself in check... lest I fall again.
posted by *~siaw hui~* at 8:46 PM
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yeah i know i do. ;)
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