This is the story of Mini

The Wonderful Story of Mini
Authored by: Alison Lo
Emmeline Ong
Tania Lemi
Wong Siaw Hui

First off an introduction to begin with:
One day, in school, the four authoresses (check above) got exceedingly bored during BM class and unbeknownst to Mr Tan Ah Siang, they started to write stories. Among the two stories that were written is this one: The Wonderful Story of Mini. This story works in this way. Each line of the story was written by one authoress and then passed on to the next which will add another fresh new line to the story. And on and on it goes... And it is this story that I will attempt to recount to you today in this post.

Note:
Mini is the nickname of Emmeline. So as the story would have it, Emmeline is always trying to put Mini, the main character of the story in a good position.

Disclaimer:
With much regret, the authoress Siaw Hui totally misplaced the original transcript of this story. But she will attempt to remember the story as accurately as possible.

Key:
Words in pink were words written by authoress Siaw Hui
Words in blue were words written by authoress Tania
Words in green were words written by authoress Alison
Words in beige were words written by authoress Emmeline

The story:
Once upon a time, there was a very tiny little girl called Mini who set off to explore the world. Haha... yeah, she went off to explore the world. However, the only world that Mini ever saw was the world of the heel of a stiletto shoe. The stiletto heel crushed the little Mini and she died instantly. *When authoress Emmeline first saw this she glared at authoress Siaw Hui who started the entire story. Anywayz... moving on...* However, unlucky for mankind, Mini rose from the dead, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, bigger, better and stronger than before. Mercilessly, the now giant Mini crushed the stupid human who had dared to step on her and also crushed the laughing Tania, Alison and Siaw Hui. Muahahaha... HOI!! Stop changing the story. Anyway, *ahem* the stupid Mini came across a washing machine. Being the stupid idiot she was, she was curious to see how it worked. So she poked her head into the machine while it was operating and fell in. When she came out of the machine, she had shrunken back to her old self once more. Not only that, when Mini came out she had become a small yellow bikini. Haha... Suddenly, Mini found herself lying on the floor of a mall and then she was picked up and tossed into the bin of 99% discount clothes. Then a charming prince came along and picked out Mini from the bin and transformed her back into her beautiful self. Then they rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after. The authoress Siaw Hui hates the way authoress Emmeline always drags Mini out of the story. Therefore, authoress Siaw Hui assumes all authority and has now cancelled that ending out of the transcript. As she was saying... Once upon a time, there was a very tiny little girl called Mini who set off to explore the world. Haha... yeah a *CENSORED* *CENSORED* world. *Upon receiving the script from authoress Tania, authoress Alison was appalled and refused to continue the exploration of the *CENSORED* *CENSORED* world by Mini* Mini went out to explore the world, wondering what the world had in store for her. But, using magic, Mini managed to transform herself into the Queen of the World and made all humankind her slaves that waited on her hand and foot. Bwahahaha... However, unfortunately, Mini was overthrown by all her minion of slaves and she was back to where she started. So, for the last time, Mini went off to explore the world. Yeah she went to explore a *CENSORED* *CENSORED* world. *Authoress Alison was forced by authoress Tania to continue this exploration of the *CENSORED* world this time around.* Everyday Mini would go and hide in the *CENSORED* Usually the *CENSORED* was empty. But one day she saw something entering the *CENSORED* world and was puzzled by what it was. The something was complete with a *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *Authoress Mini was infuriated when she saw the script, and attempted to rescue Mini* Being the all powerful being she was, Mini escaped this hideously disgusting *CENSORED* world and back into the real world. *Authoress Siaw Hui was equally appalled when she saw the script* Ah, Mini did transport herself back to the real world but she suddenly found herself in a big clean shopping mall. HOI! Why you change my *CENSORED* world story line?! *Authoress Tania breaks out of the union of the four authoresses and refuses to write any further* *Authoress Alison picks up the pen in her stead* Well, Mini did find herself in a shopping mall and being the Mini she was, she walked down those unforgettable aisles of a shopper's paradise and was almost crushed by another stiletto heel. But Mini, managed to avoid that heel and saw this beautiful emerald green evening gown that if worn by her, would enhance her beautiful self further. So, Mini tried it on. But being so very tiny and so very small, she got caught in the sleeve and was lost because she could not navigate her way out of the dress.

Unfortunately, at this instant of time, BM period was up and lunch period had arrived. The authoresses abandoned the script on authoress Siaw Hui's desk and went for lunch. And this is where the Wonderful Story of Mini ends.

lol... Anyway, Mini, don't get angry because I blogged our story ol. I was bored and well, I remembered how funny this story was and how we kept cracking up over it. Even Vanessa was laughing like hell when she read the original transcript. It's all in good-natured, love-you-as-a-friend-gal fun. Well you've got to admit that it's funny... except for the censored parts which I have kindly put *CENSORED* tabs to not disgust the viewing public of our blog.

Anyway, I don't really remember the ending of the story, but I think it was somewhat like that.

At least I captured the essence of The Wonderful Story of Mini. ;)