Jokes... from everywhere?
One of these days I'd probably give you a tour of my room via photos. Oh and post the overdue photos of Miri.
But camera's in my room upstairs. So... far... so lazy to get. HAHA.
Okay, on with the random jokes from everywhere. In my life la, dumbo.
Lol.
Yesterday, we were playing this memory snap game. Me, Muz, Kok, Ak, Emm and Khang. So we were supposed to make up names for ourselves. And if we open the same cards, then we have to yell out the oth person's name first before our name gets yelled out. So Kok and Muz being the perverted ppl they are :P gave themselves the names of (due to younger readers reading this lol it shall be thus censored) P* and V*. If you're smart and dirty minded you'd get it la.
Anyway, both me and Muz opened the same cards, and he was laughing so hard he couldn't say my name so I yelled out: V* instead.
The entire class turned to stare at me.
Needless to say Khang was the one who laughed the longest, the loudest and the hardest.
The rest of the table collapsed into laughter.
And Jas, we'd just keep our little joke between me and you. Okay? YOU know what I'm talking about. ;)
And yes, we have the ever blur Kim asking me...
Kim: Siaw Hui, is Gawaii over yet?
Me: WHAT?!
And Khang who is so obssessed with the Big Boss mug we bought for Gerald Lee...
Khang: (holds up the mug and wails pathetically) Why no one give me this leee?
Me: Coz you don't deserve it.
Khang: But...
Ak: Just coz you're class monitor doesn't mean you're the boss of us.
Khang: But...
Me: AIYAH NEVER SEE MUG ISSIT?
Ak: GO AWAY LA!
Poor Khang.
Oh. Khang is also obssessed with ribbons and curls. He made this bow for himself to wear. It's bright purple and he looks RIDICULOUS with it around his neck. And he calls himself the dealer of the UNO cards when he wears it.
He made some really long and dangling curls using the same bright purple ribbons and turning to me...
Khang: (holds the curls from his ears so it looks like earrings) Look Siaw Hui! I'm Elton John!
Me: ...
Once when poor Jas was trying to finish her EST and I was sitting right in front of her...
Khang: Eh, Siaw Hui is it you finish already?
Me: (annoyed because I'm trying to read book) Yes, yes.
Jas: Aiyah, you keep quiet la you.
Khang: (not mortified) Eh is that book nice?
Jas: I tell you you keep quiet. (punches Khang)
Me: Yealah, ppl want to do work keep quiet la.
Khang: Eh Siaw Hui can borrow your Add Maths hw?
Me: Go take it from my desk and stop bothering me.
Khang: Is ...
Jas: YOU KEEP QUIET UNTIL I FINISH MY WORK YOU!
Khang: (whines) But I want to annoy Siaw Hui!
Me and Jas: YOU SHUDDUP LA YOU! (Jas punches again)
Poor Khang Wee.
Oh. And when we were in Miri, Van called me on the hp when we were in the airport. She was on the earlier flight which departed 2 hours ahead of my flight. So she was in the departure hall and I was in the store buying Emm her butterfly pen...
My phone rings.
Me: (Van's name flashing across handphone and I pick up) Hello?
I hear Van hyperventilating on the phone like she got asthma attack...
Me: Uhh... Van?
More hyperventilating.
Mtyp: (next to me) Why? W'ho's that?
Me: You listen la. (presses phone against MTYP's ear)
Mtyp: ??
Me: (takes back phone) Uh, Van?
Van: (in between VERY BAD hyperventilation) Our... flight... got...delayed...till...6.30...which...is...just...half...an...hour...before...yours...
Me: Oh ok.
Van: (continues hyperventilating)
Suddenly I hear someone whining in a very high pitch voice going Why? Why? WHY? WHY?
Me: What?
Van: WE GOT DELAYED.
The whining grows louder.
It's then I realize that it's Jasmine whining in the background.
Lol.
Oh. Btw, Bryant in my church had a very enlightening convo with my friend Ruth...
Bryant: I'm gonna play with this.
Ruth: Why?
Bryant: (getting annoyed) Because it's fun.
Ruth: (annoyingly) Why?
Bryant: Because it spins.
Ruth: (EVEN more annoyingly) Why?
Bryant: (screams) IF YOU ASK ME WHY ONE MORE TIME I"M GONNA ASK YOUR MOMMY TO SPANK YOU!
Ruth: Okay, I get my mommy to spank you too lo.
Bryant: (calms down and pauses to think) Okay, nevermind, we both cry together okay?
Lol.
Then the little kids were playing with the whiteboard and whiteboard marker the other day. Playing hangman...
A little girl called Eunice asks: This is a place in the Bible. What is it? (the place got six blanks)
Her little sister (very cute), Beatrice: Circus!
Ruth and Rebecca (my friends): ...
Was that in the bible? Never saw it if it were. :D
Leticia sat on my lap while I was doing LCD the other day. So I taught her how to press simple buttons to run the slide show. The moment she saw Bryant...
She hopped off my lap, crashed into the keyboard, sending it to the ground and yelled, BRYANT!
And since it was during the prayer and altar call time (as in ppl getting prayed for and everyth very quiet) everyone turned to stare at me.
Yeah, stupid old me with the keyboard wires entwined around me and a little kid tugging my hand.
Agan fell asleep in his chair in church the oth day. He was sitting next to my friend Rachael. So he was nodding off to sleep and he started to incline towards her...
Rach: (hisses to me sitting in front of her) Siaw Hui... SIAW HUI!
Me: (turns around) What?
Rach: (almost hyperventilating) You - look - at - HIM -
Me: (notices that his head is almost hitting Rach's shoulder though she's leaning very far away from him. She can't switch seats because all seats next to her taken)
Lydia turns around and we start laughing quietly.
Rach: (glares at the sleeping boy fiercely) You come any closer and I'd scratch your face!
Agan suddenly wakes up the moment she says this and catches me and Lydia laughing.
Agan: (scowls) What are you ppl laughing at?
Me: Oh nothing. (turns around and snorts)
Ah. And Silas' sleeping habits quite cool. He can fall asleep on his Bible while propping the Bible in his hand. Hebat.
From what I heard from Rebecca, both Agan and me fell asleep in church last Sunday. So I know I fell asleep, I didn't know he fell asleep too. Anyway, she was sitting in the middle of us...
Me: (fallen asleep and starts inclining towards Rebecca who's on my left)
Becca: Oh no, Siaw Hui, no.
Me: (continues inclining)
Becca: (leans to her left and hisses) No, no...
Agan who was nodding off to sleep starts inclining towards her who's on his right.
Becca: (practically petrified) Oh NO.
Agan continues leaning towards her. Rach and Lydia sitting in front turn around and laugh.
Becca: (tries to squeeze herself to make herself smaller) Help me...
The Bible I'm holding in my limp hands finally fall to the ground making a huge BAM sound.
Both Agan and me spring awake and the entire church turns to stare.
Becca: (sighs in relief) THANK GOD.
Me: Wha...? (picks up Bible) I fell asleep?
Becca: (glares at me and then at Agan who's about to fall asleep again) YES YOU DID. AND NEXT TIME YOU DO, MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD HEADS IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!!
Me: (blank) Huh... Whatever.
Ah. And there's this little boy called Nat who's learning to talk in church. So he's been calling everything he sees APPLE (pronounced as APPEL by him)...
Nat: (looks at potted flowers near stage) APPEL!
Silas: (coming down from stage with Agan, Jon and me) Hey NAT!
Nat: (looks at him quietly for a while then he points at Silas) APPEL!!!!
Me: (snorting) Silas, looks like you got a new name.
Silas: No!
Nat: (laughs gleefully and points to Silas solemtnly) APPEL!
Agan, Jon and me collapse into helpless laughter.
Argh. So late already. Tata!
But camera's in my room upstairs. So... far... so lazy to get. HAHA.
Okay, on with the random jokes from everywhere. In my life la, dumbo.
Lol.
Yesterday, we were playing this memory snap game. Me, Muz, Kok, Ak, Emm and Khang. So we were supposed to make up names for ourselves. And if we open the same cards, then we have to yell out the oth person's name first before our name gets yelled out. So Kok and Muz being the perverted ppl they are :P gave themselves the names of (due to younger readers reading this lol it shall be thus censored) P* and V*. If you're smart and dirty minded you'd get it la.
Anyway, both me and Muz opened the same cards, and he was laughing so hard he couldn't say my name so I yelled out: V* instead.
The entire class turned to stare at me.
Needless to say Khang was the one who laughed the longest, the loudest and the hardest.
The rest of the table collapsed into laughter.
And Jas, we'd just keep our little joke between me and you. Okay? YOU know what I'm talking about. ;)
And yes, we have the ever blur Kim asking me...
Kim: Siaw Hui, is Gawaii over yet?
Me: WHAT?!
And Khang who is so obssessed with the Big Boss mug we bought for Gerald Lee...
Khang: (holds up the mug and wails pathetically) Why no one give me this leee?
Me: Coz you don't deserve it.
Khang: But...
Ak: Just coz you're class monitor doesn't mean you're the boss of us.
Khang: But...
Me: AIYAH NEVER SEE MUG ISSIT?
Ak: GO AWAY LA!
Poor Khang.
Oh. Khang is also obssessed with ribbons and curls. He made this bow for himself to wear. It's bright purple and he looks RIDICULOUS with it around his neck. And he calls himself the dealer of the UNO cards when he wears it.
He made some really long and dangling curls using the same bright purple ribbons and turning to me...
Khang: (holds the curls from his ears so it looks like earrings) Look Siaw Hui! I'm Elton John!
Me: ...
Once when poor Jas was trying to finish her EST and I was sitting right in front of her...
Khang: Eh, Siaw Hui is it you finish already?
Me: (annoyed because I'm trying to read book) Yes, yes.
Jas: Aiyah, you keep quiet la you.
Khang: (not mortified) Eh is that book nice?
Jas: I tell you you keep quiet. (punches Khang)
Me: Yealah, ppl want to do work keep quiet la.
Khang: Eh Siaw Hui can borrow your Add Maths hw?
Me: Go take it from my desk and stop bothering me.
Khang: Is ...
Jas: YOU KEEP QUIET UNTIL I FINISH MY WORK YOU!
Khang: (whines) But I want to annoy Siaw Hui!
Me and Jas: YOU SHUDDUP LA YOU! (Jas punches again)
Poor Khang Wee.
Oh. And when we were in Miri, Van called me on the hp when we were in the airport. She was on the earlier flight which departed 2 hours ahead of my flight. So she was in the departure hall and I was in the store buying Emm her butterfly pen...
My phone rings.
Me: (Van's name flashing across handphone and I pick up) Hello?
I hear Van hyperventilating on the phone like she got asthma attack...
Me: Uhh... Van?
More hyperventilating.
Mtyp: (next to me) Why? W'ho's that?
Me: You listen la. (presses phone against MTYP's ear)
Mtyp: ??
Me: (takes back phone) Uh, Van?
Van: (in between VERY BAD hyperventilation) Our... flight... got...delayed...till...6.30...which...is...just...half...an...hour...before...yours...
Me: Oh ok.
Van: (continues hyperventilating)
Suddenly I hear someone whining in a very high pitch voice going Why? Why? WHY? WHY?
Me: What?
Van: WE GOT DELAYED.
The whining grows louder.
It's then I realize that it's Jasmine whining in the background.
Lol.
Oh. Btw, Bryant in my church had a very enlightening convo with my friend Ruth...
Bryant: I'm gonna play with this.
Ruth: Why?
Bryant: (getting annoyed) Because it's fun.
Ruth: (annoyingly) Why?
Bryant: Because it spins.
Ruth: (EVEN more annoyingly) Why?
Bryant: (screams) IF YOU ASK ME WHY ONE MORE TIME I"M GONNA ASK YOUR MOMMY TO SPANK YOU!
Ruth: Okay, I get my mommy to spank you too lo.
Bryant: (calms down and pauses to think) Okay, nevermind, we both cry together okay?
Lol.
Then the little kids were playing with the whiteboard and whiteboard marker the other day. Playing hangman...
A little girl called Eunice asks: This is a place in the Bible. What is it? (the place got six blanks)
Her little sister (very cute), Beatrice: Circus!
Ruth and Rebecca (my friends): ...
Was that in the bible? Never saw it if it were. :D
Leticia sat on my lap while I was doing LCD the other day. So I taught her how to press simple buttons to run the slide show. The moment she saw Bryant...
She hopped off my lap, crashed into the keyboard, sending it to the ground and yelled, BRYANT!
And since it was during the prayer and altar call time (as in ppl getting prayed for and everyth very quiet) everyone turned to stare at me.
Yeah, stupid old me with the keyboard wires entwined around me and a little kid tugging my hand.
Agan fell asleep in his chair in church the oth day. He was sitting next to my friend Rachael. So he was nodding off to sleep and he started to incline towards her...
Rach: (hisses to me sitting in front of her) Siaw Hui... SIAW HUI!
Me: (turns around) What?
Rach: (almost hyperventilating) You - look - at - HIM -
Me: (notices that his head is almost hitting Rach's shoulder though she's leaning very far away from him. She can't switch seats because all seats next to her taken)
Lydia turns around and we start laughing quietly.
Rach: (glares at the sleeping boy fiercely) You come any closer and I'd scratch your face!
Agan suddenly wakes up the moment she says this and catches me and Lydia laughing.
Agan: (scowls) What are you ppl laughing at?
Me: Oh nothing. (turns around and snorts)
Ah. And Silas' sleeping habits quite cool. He can fall asleep on his Bible while propping the Bible in his hand. Hebat.
From what I heard from Rebecca, both Agan and me fell asleep in church last Sunday. So I know I fell asleep, I didn't know he fell asleep too. Anyway, she was sitting in the middle of us...
Me: (fallen asleep and starts inclining towards Rebecca who's on my left)
Becca: Oh no, Siaw Hui, no.
Me: (continues inclining)
Becca: (leans to her left and hisses) No, no...
Agan who was nodding off to sleep starts inclining towards her who's on his right.
Becca: (practically petrified) Oh NO.
Agan continues leaning towards her. Rach and Lydia sitting in front turn around and laugh.
Becca: (tries to squeeze herself to make herself smaller) Help me...
The Bible I'm holding in my limp hands finally fall to the ground making a huge BAM sound.
Both Agan and me spring awake and the entire church turns to stare.
Becca: (sighs in relief) THANK GOD.
Me: Wha...? (picks up Bible) I fell asleep?
Becca: (glares at me and then at Agan who's about to fall asleep again) YES YOU DID. AND NEXT TIME YOU DO, MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD HEADS IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!!
Me: (blank) Huh... Whatever.
Ah. And there's this little boy called Nat who's learning to talk in church. So he's been calling everything he sees APPLE (pronounced as APPEL by him)...
Nat: (looks at potted flowers near stage) APPEL!
Silas: (coming down from stage with Agan, Jon and me) Hey NAT!
Nat: (looks at him quietly for a while then he points at Silas) APPEL!!!!
Me: (snorting) Silas, looks like you got a new name.
Silas: No!
Nat: (laughs gleefully and points to Silas solemtnly) APPEL!
Agan, Jon and me collapse into helpless laughter.
Argh. So late already. Tata!
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