Prefect Telematch

So...

We, namely me, Kok Ming, Sing Yue, Kai Lun, Akmal, Noel, MTYP, Sjane, Emm and Van went for some joint telematch by St Jo and St Thre in St Thre today.

You know what? Considering how we all thought that we were wasting our time to go, it was actually quite fun.

Well except for the first few moment when I arrived in St Thre and I saw NO LODGE PREFECTS there at all.

I thought I was in the wrong place... And yet I saw St Jo and St Thre prefects milling around the foyer. So I thought, correct le. Then just before eight, I spotted one of my friends, a St Thre prefect. Well, actually she spotted me. Hehe.

I was like forlorn and all and then suddenly I felt someone jerk me. I turn around and then FOOM...

Went something like this...
SIAW HUI! I DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE HERE...

Then she tried to help me spot the other Lodgians. And guess what? THEY WERE STANDING IN THE BLOODY CARPARK WAITING FOR ME WHILE I WAS STANDING IN THE FOYER WAITING FOR THEM!

Anyway, we finally got ourselves all registered, dumped our bags into the so called Prefect Room (actually the sign outside read Sick Bay lol) and we went to watch some taekwando demo while waiting for other ppl.

While waiting, Emm and Noel kept giving me nudgies. If you don't know what a nudgie is, don't ask them. They won't answer you but they'll give you demo. And believe me, if it's Noel who's giving you a demo, your head is going to hurt. It's painful. But I gave Emm and Noel nudgies too in the end. And Van too... even if she never gave me one. Lol.

Halfway waiting, Akmal came (coz he was late) and he was being tailed by two girls. So we go kacau him and say he was being ESCORTED by two girls. :P

Oh! Oh! And we spotted a SQUIRREL scampering past the taekwando demo (which was really cool btw coz a girl was "beating" up two guys right Van?!) So we disturbed Noel coz well, he's a SQUIRREL TOO! Haha.

Anyway, the real telematch started off with some shoe factory game as icebreaker. Needless to say, that game was STOLEN from our telematch last year. Except change a bit niah la. Then we had the next icebreaker which was a way bit cooler.

You get stickers with occupations on it stuck to your forehead. So, that way, you can't see the occupation you're supposed to be right? Then, you're supposed to go around asking ppl yes or no questions to find out who you are. So...

I got Chef. A St Thre girl next to me got King. Another got Hippie. Another girl called Kimberly (who's the Head Girl of Morning Session of St Thre) got Clown. Noel got fisherman. The St Jo guy next to me got Pilot. So we were asking each other...

Noel: (turns to me and whispers) Gimme a clue!! Quick!
Me: Cannot, not supposed to -
Noel: NVM! Tell me!!
Me: (look at his forehead and burst out laughing)
Noel: WHAT?!
Me: (look again and can't help thinking about fish ONLY) Uhh... a clue?
Noel: YES!
Me: You stink.
Noel: %*(&$#)(*&!!
Me: No serious, your profession makes you stinky always!
Noel: (thinks for a while) Am I dealing with toilets.
Me:...

Girl with Hippie comes up to me...
Girl: Eh, gimme clue?
Me: Uhh...
Girl: Do I serve ppl?
Me: Not that I know of...
Girl: Do I help ppl?
Me: Not that I know of...
Girl: YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER YES OR NO!!
Girl stomps off.
Not my fault bah. I don't know what Hippies do!!

Guy with Pilot comes up to me...
Guy: So... give me a clue?
Me: It's something to do with wings.
Guy: Wad? I'm a bird?!
Me: ...

Girl with King comes up to me...
Girl: What do I do?
Me: Uhh... you rule?
Girl: (adopts perasan face) I know I do...
Me: No, I mean... you rule... literally.

Umm... there was someone with Surfer coming up to both me and Noel...
Guy: So... am I a guy or a girl?
Me and Noel: (look at each other) Depending...

Me: Noel, what am I?
Noel: (takes a look at the word CHEF on my forehead and start laughing) I never thought you could do that!

Once I found out I was a chef, I went up to Kok Ming. And found out he was a chef too. Thinking he knew what he was already...
Me: (blurt) Eeee! Are you the same one as me?
Kok: Same one as you? HOW DO I KNOW?!

Umm... then we got split into groups. I ended up being the ONLY lodgian in my group. There were only two guys in my group. Some Form 4 St Jo prefect called Wan D or smth. Heh. And Form 2 St Jo prefect called Jonathan. There was this Form 4 St Thre girl who was on my same team in our Lodge Prefect Telematch last year. SO CUN RIGHT?! Her name's Mahlinda. Not sure of spelling. Another girl called Nijas. Another girl from my church also coincidentally called Victoria. And the St Thre Head Prefect Morning Session Kimberly. And my group facilitator was Rachel.

Anyway, we came up with group names. My group was Friends. Coz we had no better idea. And our cheer, though last minute was ok la. Whatever la. Lol.

First game we played was Charades. Not bad le. My group can finish quite fast. In ten minutes out of ten ah. Thanks to me ah. LOL.

Oh yeah, btw, while we were acting out rock concert, my group got me to be a rock singer. So can you imagine me, Siaw Hui who never act like a jumping monkey before, jumping up and down like a complete and utter fool while making the rock symbol with my fingers just so my blur team mates get what I'm doing?!

Oh. And while we were acting out landslides, my group got me to do some sliding. So imagine me falling over and over again onto the floor, sliding and skidding as I go. Not everyday you get to see Siaw Hui do that oh. Thank God Emm them all weren't there to see that. If not I am the laughing stock of the entire sch.

There was the water balloon game. Needless to say, we lost to Emm's group by ONE MISERABLE POINT. And... I catapulted my balloon (the very first of the game) too far until almost splash other people from the Sponge Game nearby. SORRY LA. Don't know my own strength bah.

We had the Triangle Game. See there's this Triangle set up by strings tied to three huge tall poles. Everyone gets in. Everyone has to come out but cannot crawl under. So since Vic is like the sportiest of all the girls, she climbed onto Wan D's back (who was really tall) and leaped out. Damn good ah her. Then the rest of us girls did that, followed by Jonathan. Then Wan D leapt out just like that. Considering the height of the strings, that was no mean feat.

Lastly we had the Sponge Game. Which means transferring sponges with your feet only. And you have to collect the most water with those sponges. Our sponge kept dropping over and over again. So by the time the limit was up, we only got like... 2 cm height of water. Miserable.

We broke for half an hour. Eating and all that. Then we had a game whereby we have to get out a coin frozen in a block of ice. Without cracking the ice on the cement.

So, considering our coin was near the surface of the ice, our group was entirely hyped to get it out. Coz it's easier compared to oth groups. So we used my locker key (remind me to check on its condition later ppl) to scratch the ice covering the coin. We scratched and scratched. And as usual, our hypeness built up. Just into 1 mm more to uncovering the coin, Wan D got so impatient, he took out a huge rock and crashed it into the ice.

Needless to say the ice broke.

And the coin recovered.

And we made up some lame excuse for the ice breaking coz we weren't supposed to do that.

And I think they kolien us coz we were so close to getting it out using the key and technically we didn't slam it into the cement... so we got points. HAHA.

Then as a line, our groups were forced to tie strings to link each and every foot of the team members to each other. We had to hop like mad rabbits, ran like mad cows to the other end of the field, untie the strings, retie on the other foot and run back again. When we took off the string, we all had grooves around our ankles.

Since there were water balloons left over from the first few games... and since we ran out of games to play...

Everyone started tossing water balloons around.

Emm and Noel were like mad idiots man! They took like armfuls of balloons and targeted me and Van. Esp Emm. So me and Van were like screaming and screaming (bet you can't imagine that) and running around, avoiding the crashing balloons. It was like a battlefield out there.

The funniest part of all was Noel carrying a huge bucket of water. Then he looked around, saw me and started chasing me with the bucket over his head wanting to empty it on me. Van was right behind me, you know just in case Noel wanted to splash her too. We ran and ran, me screaming and squealing till I think some of the St Jo and St Thre facilitators (embarrassing man) were laughing at me and Noel. And guess what?

My foot got caught in some darn hole on the field, I injured my ankle and I fell. WHAM into the hard ground, face first.

Physics tells you that what happened after that was I rolled over my back twice before coming to a stop while laughing and ouching. And Noel just stopped and stared.

And that's when Emm decided to avenge me, picked up Noel's abandoned bucket of water and dumped it over his head.

SPLOOSH!

We have a very wet wet wet SQUIRREL.

Me and Van were like hooting with laughter. And so was everyone watching it.

My ankle still hurts now Noel! THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Sarcasm works ALL the time doesn't it? LOL.