The Wonderful World of 5C

Haha. Today I got mood berblogging (new word that Jas came up with so don't blame me for destroying English as we all know it)

So. I've been thinking about what to blog about. And I thought, well hey, why don't I do a post on Tingkatan 5C?

*evil grin*

And then I can comment on all the people in our class (don't worry la, nice comments hehe) and the jokes or funny things I remember about them. So here goes:

*Warning: Wong Siaw Hui is not to be held liable for anything that goes on in this blog post if you the reader feel offended.*

But don't worry, I won't be snide and mean. :)

So in sitting order, nearest to the door:

Sally - She's a really sweet girl, once you get to know her. Very quiet and pretty shy. But she can scare the crap out of you when you're doing your work. I don't know why, but she has this knack of sneaking up on me whenever I'm busy doing something and tap me on the shoulder. And she enjoys seeing the shock on my face too. Hmph. Oh and she can be loud when she wants to too. Trust me on this.

Yee Ying - Ahahaha. She looks like our new Chem teacher! Lol. Okay, okay, don't get mad with me. Hmm. This girl here is Queen of Sejarah. Has a brilliant photographic memory. She just reads and everything goes in and most importantly, stays in. Wish I could have her brain. Hrumph. Oh and she likes going around, crying "Ahhhh!!" and waving her hands madly too. :D And she loves having cute stuff, on her bag, in her bag, on her pencilbox... you get the idea.

Tania - This girl is ... uh... rough? What! She is! But she's funny too. She can really make you crack up on a moody day. Oh and she steals my chicken pies too (as in pies that I buy not bake duh) But beware her punch and whatever methods of "torture" she perform using her hands. ;)

Jessica - She laughs loud. She talks loud. But she's adorable and cute at the same time. And no, I'm not a lesbian. It's just that whenever she laughs, she sets everyone laughing too. Oh, her favourite pastime is bullying Van into providing homework to copy or to teach her stuff. Just before tests too. Now that's what I call smart studying. :)

Vanessa - The perfect example of don't judge a book by its cover. She might look quiet and shy on the outside, not to mention really gentle too, but she isn't. This girl can be tough when she wants to and she can be loud and bold when she feels the need to do so. However, it doesn't stop her from getting bullied by Jasmine. Tut tut tut. Poor girl.

Jasmine - The girl who goes "Yadush" when she punches ppl. Lol. She's a pretty girl who's always ready to lend a helping hand to whoever who needs it. But she also has a short span of concentration. For eg. when she's studying and when someone's making a noise behind her, she'd turn immediately and her eyes will light up. I don't know how many times Kim, Sally, Noel, Van and me had to yell at her to get back to studying. Oh. And if you drop by her desk, remember to check out her spectacle case. It is simply one word: cool.

Khang Wee - The ever-efficient class monitor whose only ambition was to be a class monitor thereby making him the only peer I have whose already accomplished his ambition. Hehe. He is totally obsessed with class whiteboard markers ever since his got stolen by Mrs Ngu. However, his obsession is starting to die down. :) Oh and he's CP's descendant. If you don't know what CP is short form for, go ask him. You'd gasp when you find out. I did. :D

Kok Ming - Lodge Head Boy. What more do I have to say? ;) Oh just this. He never fails to tease and disturb me everyday (it's one of the daily facts of life for me :D ) He once called himself Rolex and called me Gua Niah. The ego of it all. But for what it's worth, he has a good heart and will always help out when the time calls for it.

Aidan Chan - The 5C resident genius. He is Duke of Physics, Lord of Add Maths, King of English... you name it he is it. Lol. He however has very weird philosophies about life. And he thinks too much for his own good :P Neh, he's uniquely Aidan because he does. His loves in life include chess, fireworks and maths. Oh and his recent philosophy is: If a ham sandwich is better than nothing and nothing is better than eternal happiness than a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness. Go figure.

Sing Yue - The teachers are forever complaining that his handwriting is barely legible. But that doesn't mean that he's not brilliant in his studies. Oh. And he's the one we go to when we need to soften the teachers up through sweet talking. ;)

Kai Lun - He's quiet. Well not that quiet but still - Anyway, he gives out an aura of being very kwai. And it's not like he isn't but well he can do a fair bit of disturbing to you when he's up to it. Let's just leave it at that. And the Sejarah teacher enjoys picking on him. Lol.

Louis - School basketball player. Sits next to Sjane... enough said. *evil grin*

Tiffany - The star of the Wizard of Oz which is going to be staged end of the month. *breaks into applause* This girl here is Wonder Woman. Note the capitals coz she can do absolutely everything. She can run excellently, do academics excellently, hit the high notes excellently, do art excellently - No wonder she's Miss Near Perfect. ~Tiffania Tiffania wanna look at mia ~ Sorry couldn't resist.

Satnam - The LION in the Wizard of Oz. Beware his roar - well, actually he's a really nice guy. Mild mannered too. So don't be deceived by the mane (haha, oh that cracked me up lol) He will always help you no matter what. Oh and he has a sense of humour too. Though I still don't get why he wants me to name my future son Teh Hiang and Alison to name hers Andrew.

Muzafar - He can do pretty cool art work. And he handles the comp like a pro. Though he has always fancied Apple and I have always fancied Windows. Oh well.

Kimberly - My punchbag! My wailing bag! My ranting bag! She's three in one! She endures everything I dish out to her. She can pretty blur at times. And yet at others, incredibly sensitive and fast on picking up things. Lol. I still remember her cartoon plaster on her arm. And the way she yelled when Jessica, thinking it was a sticker, ripped it off her arm. Ow.

Elane - Hardworking. This one is a replica of Yee Ying. Read only can get into her head liao. I envy the pair of them. But just because she works hard doesn't mean she doesn't help me bully Kim at times -

Emmeline - The RBC and the ROYAL MINI! Huahaha, but seriously she is tall. T A L L. And she plays basketball like a pro - but she's also as blur as Kim sometimes. Esp early in the morning. And she does really good potraits of ppl. And one tip for you - it's easy to disturb her in the early morning coz she's either too tired to fight back or too blur to realize that she has to retort. Lol.

Alison - The Royal Fashion Diva! She is a walking fashion guide so if you need help in that area, go look for her. She's a really good speaker (who has tried to pull me to go along with her for competitions and workshops bleh) and she can be really bold if the need arises. Oh. And she has a really quick mind too. :) And dry sarcastic wit.

Chin Ann - He might be smaller compared to the rest of the guys but don't underestimate him. He is a good footballer (from what I've heard) and he can really do something when he sets his mind to it.

Yitian - The class clown. Well sort of. Always making people laugh especially during the morbid lessons.

Sarajane - Smart, more smart and even smarter. :P But she knows how to have fun too. ;) Oh and she loves shopping. I still remember the horror of her and Kim dragging me to go shopping for long hours on end in KL - *shivers*

MTYP - She can think. A lot. I mean as in you know, ponder about life. :) But she's a really sweet girl who never complain about her prefect duties (hint to all the others out there who do ;) Oh and she loves snatching Kim's pencilbox from her desk everytime we come into class after lining up - and trying to slam the door into my face.

Celeste - One day she and Mel decided to gang up on me and slapped me really hard all over my shoulder and arms. The day will live on infamy, being known as Bully-Siaw-Hui-Day. Whatever. Lol. Every lunch time when she walks in, almost every la, Kim and I will without fail to see her licking and sucking an icecream. Hmph. Never belanja us wan.

Melissa TY - Basketball captain of Lodge girl bball team! Whoot! Haha. She can be funny if she wants to, lame funny la. Haha. Jk jk.

Akmal - Akmal the Makmal. Huahaha. This guy here packs a mean punch. So run far far away if he's looking to punch you. He has a very contagious laugh and can be funny (in a very very lame way) I still remember him and Tania going, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?" Hilarious that act

Cherling - The class monitor also. Loves and adores cats. She has a very nice laugh and she is totally obssessed with thinking that the canteen ppl are out to get her. She keeps complaining that her lump of beef rendang is smaller compared to mine, Kim's, Jeremiah's and Tiff's. Lol.

Jeremy - The King of the back table in the canteen. Small kingdom if you ask me but nevertheless it is still a kingdom. He's a kind guy and a nice one at that. He and Noel were screaming at each other and tossing things at each other to complete their Moral poster the oth day. And he taught Alison how to mist her glasses up today - for Lord knows what reason.

Lee Lip - The person who thinks he can play every musical instrument. According to Tania la. The guy gets bullied by Aidan everyday in class who calls out - I'd really rather not say it here.

Winston - He loves, eats, drinks, breathes football. And he has this knack of ticking me off whenever we do oral. Urgh. :D

Noel - The beloved squirrel. NOT! Huahaha. The squirrel here believes himself to be a musketter but is not. He together with Akmal will bully me nonstop about my height. He actually tried to get me to jump for food that I really needed to filly my growling stomach! He's a mean old squirrel he is. I should steal his supply of nuts one day.

And that is all there is to the wonderful world of 5C.