The Past
I'm sleepy, really sleepy.
I've been out every night since holidays begun. Which is like, one month once tomorrow comes.
OMG, so fast.
One month of hols have gone! Ahh! Still got one more!
*clings desperately to time* (if that's possible)
Don't wanna move on! Don't wanna go on! Don't wanna go to Form Five!
*clings more desperately onto time* (again if that's possible)
Just want Christmas to come and just stop there. Don't wanna go Form Five!
*gasp* Still have to go back to sch on 28!!!
Unfair, unfair, unfair!! Gahhhh, phooey.
Haha, yeah well, have been thinking about the past a lot lately. Esp last last Thursday. I think.
*blinks*
Great, my sense of time has been disoriented.
Anyway, I remember it's a Thursday la! Geez... got so many Thursdays that I have been on holiday. So can't exactly remember. But I think it's two weeks ago...
Ok, me stopping ranting right now. Back to point.
Yeah, so anyway, on that night we had this youth leaders' meeting. Haha, conference more like. It was a really eventful night.
So anyway, it was in youth leader, Mike's house and we were all sitting in his secondary living room. And then after the meeting, we were talking about our past.
And talking about it, I remember blabbering about my Form 2 Days. Esp with a certain Ms Kamala Rao. Remember? The Indian teacher? *evil grin*
Haha... anyway these are what I can remember...
1) The primary sch bell rings (the one which sounds like the fire alarm)
Kamala: What's that?
The class senses an opportunity to trick Kamala.
Class: It's the fire alarm! Got fire!
Kamala: (shocked) Really?
Class: YEAH
Kamala: Okay, class, hurry, hurry line up outside. In an orderly manner.
Whole class rushes outside, laughing as we go.
Kamala: (flustered) Okay, we go down now. Funny, where are the oth classes?
Class: They must have missed the bell.
Kamala: Ok, ok, let's go!
We make our way down to the football field. And it is only then that she realized she's been tricked. Haha...
2) During a "yoga" session...
Kamala: I want you to close your eyes...
The class bursts out laughing and then seeing her mad face, we obey.
Kamala: Now I want you to imagine a bubble.
Kim who's sitting beside me lets out a snort of laughter.
Me: (covering my snorts) Shut up!
Kamala: Now, this bubble is large and beautiful. I want you to step into the bubble.
Tan: (aloud) How you do that? Bubble will pop!
Class erupts into laughter.
Kamala: (indignant) Open the door to the bubble and get in!
Class closes their eyes and begin to imagine.
Kamala: Now the bubble transports you to a peaceful place. I want you to imagine how that place looks like.
Me: (squishing my eyes shut and trying to imagine but really cannot! Only got one black space) Kim, I can't see anyth.
Kim: You think I can?
After a few minutes...
Kamala: So, what did you see?
Calls on a few ppl to explain all except for me.
Me: Phew...
Kamala: Class dismissed.
Me: (walking out of room)
Kamala: What did you see, Siaw Hui?
Me: Uhhh, it's really stupid. (smile sheepishly, cursing myself for not walking faster)
Kamala: (beams) Just tell me.
Me: Uhhh, uhhh
Kamala: Go on.
Me: Uhhh (Kim erupts into laughter besides me) Uhh well there was this really peaceful place. (cast around for ideas) Uhh, then got this waterfall! Big huge beau-ti-ful waterfull. Water just gushing from it, feels so cold feels so nice. Then uhh... got this huge lake! So blue, so dark and cold too! Then got these really wavy and leafy trees, waving their branches at me. And got ppl sleeping under them. Uhhh, no pollution got kids running around happily and then uhh got nice little cottages. You know the one in the countryside? Little chimneys but no smoke! Uhhh... like that? (wince)
Kamala: That was beautiful. Siaw Hui, you should be grateful that you have such a creative imagination.
Kim bursts into laughter.
Oh man, I'm cracking up with laughter. Still got oth stuff from Kamala, but just can't think of any right now. Haha...
Oh oh! And then got Cikgu Christina Lim. The one who's scared of sunlight? The one who left after one year? The one who likes to wear really short skirts? YEAH, that's her.
She's always asking ppl to close the curtains to our class and well we got sick and tired...
Sing Yue: Take down the curtains! Quick quick, before she comes!
Cel: (muffles laughter with hand and takes down curtains with Kim and Tan)
SIng Yue: Quick, quick, stuff it in the locker! Hurry!
Curtains are stuffed rapidly into locker.
Class hurries outside to line up.
Cikgu walks into the class after greetings.
Cikgu: Where are the curtains, Kim?
Kim: Ahhh, ahh...
Sing Yue: At the dry cleaners!
Class erupts into laughter and Cikgu stares.
Cikgu: What? Why?
Sing Yue: It was dirty so we decided to wash it.
Cikgu: Ohh...
The whole lesson she keeps her books covered over her face so that the sunlight doesn't get on her.
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can't stop. Oh, oh and then Mike was also reminiscing about his sch days and OMG this next story is so damn funny.
Mike: Hey guys, I had this classmate called Sardine last time.
Me: (splutters) Sardine as in... sardine sardine?
Mike: (amused) Yeah that sardine sardine.
All leaders erupt into helpless laughter.
Zoe: OMG, really? The teachers call him that too?
Mike: Yeah, which reminds me. There was one time the Maths teacher got so pissed with him because he kept laughing.
Us: And then?
Mike: The teacher said, "Sardine! If you don't shut up, I'm going to squish you into a sardine can!"
All leaders erupt into helpless laughter again.
OMG, and then the next incident was so bloody funny. Gosh, there was a rat in the house in that room actually. I still remember the incident as clear as anything.
At one point, we were all trapped in the living room. We couldn't take the risk of running out and having the rat follow us. The rat had mysteriously vanished. Samantha and me were on the sofa, clinging to one another. Needless to say, we're terrified of huge black fat rats.
Sam: Where's the rat?
Me: I dunno.
Jenna: It's under the sofa you're standing on.
Sam and me: AAHHHHHH!!!
We leap from that sofa onto another, screaming.
Then at another point...
Sam: Where's that rat gone again?
Me: Dunno -
Suddenly we hear a thud and we look up, afraid.
Rat: SQUEEAKKKKK! ( falls from the ceiling just inches from our head)
Sam and Me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (jump a foot into the air)
OMG, OMG, I'm laughing like anything now.
Oh yeah, before I forget -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIDAN AND NOEL! YOU"RE SWEET SIXTEEN TODAY! WHHOOTT! HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY GUYS!
I've been out every night since holidays begun. Which is like, one month once tomorrow comes.
OMG, so fast.
One month of hols have gone! Ahh! Still got one more!
*clings desperately to time* (if that's possible)
Don't wanna move on! Don't wanna go on! Don't wanna go to Form Five!
*clings more desperately onto time* (again if that's possible)
Just want Christmas to come and just stop there. Don't wanna go Form Five!
*gasp* Still have to go back to sch on 28!!!
Unfair, unfair, unfair!! Gahhhh, phooey.
Haha, yeah well, have been thinking about the past a lot lately. Esp last last Thursday. I think.
*blinks*
Great, my sense of time has been disoriented.
Anyway, I remember it's a Thursday la! Geez... got so many Thursdays that I have been on holiday. So can't exactly remember. But I think it's two weeks ago...
Ok, me stopping ranting right now. Back to point.
Yeah, so anyway, on that night we had this youth leaders' meeting. Haha, conference more like. It was a really eventful night.
So anyway, it was in youth leader, Mike's house and we were all sitting in his secondary living room. And then after the meeting, we were talking about our past.
And talking about it, I remember blabbering about my Form 2 Days. Esp with a certain Ms Kamala Rao. Remember? The Indian teacher? *evil grin*
Haha... anyway these are what I can remember...
1) The primary sch bell rings (the one which sounds like the fire alarm)
Kamala: What's that?
The class senses an opportunity to trick Kamala.
Class: It's the fire alarm! Got fire!
Kamala: (shocked) Really?
Class: YEAH
Kamala: Okay, class, hurry, hurry line up outside. In an orderly manner.
Whole class rushes outside, laughing as we go.
Kamala: (flustered) Okay, we go down now. Funny, where are the oth classes?
Class: They must have missed the bell.
Kamala: Ok, ok, let's go!
We make our way down to the football field. And it is only then that she realized she's been tricked. Haha...
2) During a "yoga" session...
Kamala: I want you to close your eyes...
The class bursts out laughing and then seeing her mad face, we obey.
Kamala: Now I want you to imagine a bubble.
Kim who's sitting beside me lets out a snort of laughter.
Me: (covering my snorts) Shut up!
Kamala: Now, this bubble is large and beautiful. I want you to step into the bubble.
Tan: (aloud) How you do that? Bubble will pop!
Class erupts into laughter.
Kamala: (indignant) Open the door to the bubble and get in!
Class closes their eyes and begin to imagine.
Kamala: Now the bubble transports you to a peaceful place. I want you to imagine how that place looks like.
Me: (squishing my eyes shut and trying to imagine but really cannot! Only got one black space) Kim, I can't see anyth.
Kim: You think I can?
After a few minutes...
Kamala: So, what did you see?
Calls on a few ppl to explain all except for me.
Me: Phew...
Kamala: Class dismissed.
Me: (walking out of room)
Kamala: What did you see, Siaw Hui?
Me: Uhhh, it's really stupid. (smile sheepishly, cursing myself for not walking faster)
Kamala: (beams) Just tell me.
Me: Uhhh, uhhh
Kamala: Go on.
Me: Uhhh (Kim erupts into laughter besides me) Uhh well there was this really peaceful place. (cast around for ideas) Uhh, then got this waterfall! Big huge beau-ti-ful waterfull. Water just gushing from it, feels so cold feels so nice. Then uhh... got this huge lake! So blue, so dark and cold too! Then got these really wavy and leafy trees, waving their branches at me. And got ppl sleeping under them. Uhhh, no pollution got kids running around happily and then uhh got nice little cottages. You know the one in the countryside? Little chimneys but no smoke! Uhhh... like that? (wince)
Kamala: That was beautiful. Siaw Hui, you should be grateful that you have such a creative imagination.
Kim bursts into laughter.
Oh man, I'm cracking up with laughter. Still got oth stuff from Kamala, but just can't think of any right now. Haha...
Oh oh! And then got Cikgu Christina Lim. The one who's scared of sunlight? The one who left after one year? The one who likes to wear really short skirts? YEAH, that's her.
She's always asking ppl to close the curtains to our class and well we got sick and tired...
Sing Yue: Take down the curtains! Quick quick, before she comes!
Cel: (muffles laughter with hand and takes down curtains with Kim and Tan)
SIng Yue: Quick, quick, stuff it in the locker! Hurry!
Curtains are stuffed rapidly into locker.
Class hurries outside to line up.
Cikgu walks into the class after greetings.
Cikgu: Where are the curtains, Kim?
Kim: Ahhh, ahh...
Sing Yue: At the dry cleaners!
Class erupts into laughter and Cikgu stares.
Cikgu: What? Why?
Sing Yue: It was dirty so we decided to wash it.
Cikgu: Ohh...
The whole lesson she keeps her books covered over her face so that the sunlight doesn't get on her.
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can't stop. Oh, oh and then Mike was also reminiscing about his sch days and OMG this next story is so damn funny.
Mike: Hey guys, I had this classmate called Sardine last time.
Me: (splutters) Sardine as in... sardine sardine?
Mike: (amused) Yeah that sardine sardine.
All leaders erupt into helpless laughter.
Zoe: OMG, really? The teachers call him that too?
Mike: Yeah, which reminds me. There was one time the Maths teacher got so pissed with him because he kept laughing.
Us: And then?
Mike: The teacher said, "Sardine! If you don't shut up, I'm going to squish you into a sardine can!"
All leaders erupt into helpless laughter again.
OMG, and then the next incident was so bloody funny. Gosh, there was a rat in the house in that room actually. I still remember the incident as clear as anything.
At one point, we were all trapped in the living room. We couldn't take the risk of running out and having the rat follow us. The rat had mysteriously vanished. Samantha and me were on the sofa, clinging to one another. Needless to say, we're terrified of huge black fat rats.
Sam: Where's the rat?
Me: I dunno.
Jenna: It's under the sofa you're standing on.
Sam and me: AAHHHHHH!!!
We leap from that sofa onto another, screaming.
Then at another point...
Sam: Where's that rat gone again?
Me: Dunno -
Suddenly we hear a thud and we look up, afraid.
Rat: SQUEEAKKKKK! ( falls from the ceiling just inches from our head)
Sam and Me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (jump a foot into the air)
OMG, OMG, I'm laughing like anything now.
Oh yeah, before I forget -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIDAN AND NOEL! YOU"RE SWEET SIXTEEN TODAY! WHHOOTT! HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY GUYS!
posted by *~siaw hui~* at 10:47 AM
4 Comments:
hey gurl...
sorry to burst your bubble..
but.. form 5 is usually the BEST school year!.
Don't be sad cos it's over but be happy because it happenend..
haha wise words stef!
Yeah, i have a gut feeling that though form five's gonna be stressful (as in exams) it's gonna be great coz you have friends to live it out with.
AIYO! this siaw siaw so evil to alamak and christeeeeeeena. haha but serves them right. kml was annoying she always aiya why you like that ar? and a lot of funny bubble thing which everyone just raise eyebrow as if she gone mad and aiyo the crstna who laugh at her own jokes when everyone's like huh? what's so funny? nyeks. hello siaw siaw!
hello casundi apuneh! Nyeh nyeh
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