Of No Apologies and Everything in Between
I feel proud of myself.
I finished No Apologies.
Haha... I know it's lame but oh well. Two days and it pays off! And the activites were so damn cool!
Let's see now, what did we do?
Okay, first we had the If Pillows Could Talk activity. It was stupid. It's like a few of us are supposed to sit on a bedsheet, with purple ribbons in our hands, linking us with oth ppl. And then the purple ribbon is supposed to mean we're sexually intercoursing (or whatever it was) with that person. Eww... and we all didn't know what the hell we were supposed to do man! We thought it was some stupid thing... so at my table...
When the person comes around with envelopes which contained the names of those people who are supposed to have a "sex party" chucked some of the names at us...
Tiff: What the heck is this? I'm Mary? Mary who?
Me: I'm Patti. Patti who?
Tan: hahaha... Siaw's an Indian.
Me: Oh SHUDDUP.
Khang: I'm Pete? Pete who?
Kai Lun: Jeff? I'm JEFF?!
Silence and then when the facilitator says what we're supposed to do and we flip to the section in our book which tells us of how many sleeping partners we're supposed to have...
Tiff: HELL! MARY HAS THREE GUYS? AND I HAVE CHLAMYDIA?
Me: HELL! PATTI GOT TWO GUYS? I HAVE CHLAMYDIA TOO?
Tiff and Me: (look at Tan and Van) Here you take it!
As the battle for who becomes stupid Patti and Mary rages on, on the oth side of the table...
Kai Lun: Eh, I'm clean! I have no STD! WHOOT!
Khang: (howls in dismay) I HAVE HPV! I HAVE HPV!!!!!!
Me: (glare) That's not the bloody point you idiots, that's...
Facilitator: Patti, can we have Patti please?
Me: Oh hell.
I take off my shoes and march off to the front where Tiff is already there.
I sit on the bedsheet and have to hold a purple ribbon with some guy from international school.
Facilitator: Todd, can we have Todd?
I cringe, knowing whoever Todd was I had to hold a ribbon with him too.
Aidan marches over and calmly takes a place.
Me: (splutter) You're TODD?
Aidan: Yeah, me, I'm Todd.
Mel comes over and she's supposed to hold a ribbon with Aidan(Todd) also.
Mel takes one look at me and I at her and we both go: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH HER?
Aidan shrugs, couldn't care less.
Lol that was dumb but anyway behind us...
Alison is scolding Jeremy who's supposed to be with her: YOU HAD HIV AND YOU PASSED IT ME? YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
Jeremy: I didn't! I got if from Sjane!
Alison: I don't bloody care... I
Meanwhile...
Mel: Aidan! You gave me Chlamydia!
Aidan: What the hell? Siaw Hui got it bah!
Me: Eh hehe?
They both glare until...
Facilitator: (happily explaining to all the squabbling ppl on the bedsheet) Cindy(Mel) gets Chlamydia and passes it to Todd and Patti...
Me: (clears throat and glare at Mel together with Aidan) You were saying?
Mel: Oops.
haha... funny we really get into the hang of things.
Then we had this stupid drama about Aids and how it attacks the body. Nothing much to say la. But it was kinda funny and stupid not to say the least. Hard to explain though.
Oh then we had a skit. Every group was supposed to have a diff scene. And we're supposed to like show or demonstrate how you push away negative peer pressure. My group's was about shoplifting. How a friend shoplift and how you stop her. So before the play...
Tan: I wanna be the good guy!
The whole group stares.
Tiff: You're better as a bad girl, Tan.
Tan: (fumes) FINE!
This is how the skit turned out in the end...
Tan: (begins shoplifting)
Van: (touches her) Hey hey! What you doing?
Whole group looks at Tan.
Tan: SHHH NOT SO LOUD LAH! HELP ME STEAL LA! (grabs more things off the shelves)
Khang: Aiyor, your family so poor need to steal mer?
Entire group laughs pathetically. (heh)
Tiff: Come on, Tan, let's get serious. I can't believe you will stoop that low to do this.
Tan: I live by my own rules. I play by my own rules. I take what I want.
Me: Wait. Let me get this straight. You expect to steal that and then walk out of here scot-free? Without consequences?
Sing Yue: (tonelessly) There's a security cam behind you.
Tan: (look scared) So what should I do?
Kai Lun: (motor fast and soft sommore) Why don't you put that back and we'll head over to the arcade for some fun.
Needless to say, we lost.
Then we had the pingpong blowing game. Whereby four ppl are supposed to blow their ping pong balls to their targets while other ppl (me, Khang and Sing Yue) try to kacau them by blowing it anywhere else. So...
Me: One, two, three!
Everyone starts blowing and then Kai Lun yells pathetically.
Kai Lun: WHOI! I HAVEN"T READY YET! YOU PPL AR!
Needless to say the ball didn't hit Kai lun's target. Not even close.
Then...
Me: One, two three!
Everyone blows... then the ball rolls over to Tan's and Van's side. The both of them manage to blow it over to mine and Sing Yue's side. We manage to blow it over to Tiff and Kai Lun's side. They manage to blow it over to Khang Wee. Poor Khang...
Khang Wee blows pathetically at the ball, it refuses to move. Instead it goes nearer to the edge of the table. He blows more and more and everyone refuses to help him. He blows harder and his entire face turns red and then the ball drops off. Everyone laughed like hell.
Then we were supposed to piece a puzzle together. We only had like 3 minutes left..
Tiff: (cellotapes the puzzle perfectly, taking a slow time)
Tan: AIYO! Don't need to be so perfect liao la!
Tiff: Never mind. I want it to be nice...
Whole group: WHO CARES?! JUST SIMPLY TAPE LIAO LAH!
Poor Tiff.
Haha... then we had the Marriage thingy. Where we were taught about Marriage and commitment and stuff.
Counselor: Communication is important. You must not only know how to talk but to listen. Do you know anyone who only knows how to talk?
Me, Noel and Van: (looks at Satnam, eyes narrowing)
Sat: WHAT?!
Yeah well, the course was kind off fun. Well except for the fact that the Internationals asked stupid questions and embarassed the whole lot of us. Like what Tan said, This is what happens when you ask 15 year olds to come for a course like this.
Ah well... life's swell. Hols are coming up and I better get moving. Sayanora!
I finished No Apologies.
Haha... I know it's lame but oh well. Two days and it pays off! And the activites were so damn cool!
Let's see now, what did we do?
Okay, first we had the If Pillows Could Talk activity. It was stupid. It's like a few of us are supposed to sit on a bedsheet, with purple ribbons in our hands, linking us with oth ppl. And then the purple ribbon is supposed to mean we're sexually intercoursing (or whatever it was) with that person. Eww... and we all didn't know what the hell we were supposed to do man! We thought it was some stupid thing... so at my table...
When the person comes around with envelopes which contained the names of those people who are supposed to have a "sex party" chucked some of the names at us...
Tiff: What the heck is this? I'm Mary? Mary who?
Me: I'm Patti. Patti who?
Tan: hahaha... Siaw's an Indian.
Me: Oh SHUDDUP.
Khang: I'm Pete? Pete who?
Kai Lun: Jeff? I'm JEFF?!
Silence and then when the facilitator says what we're supposed to do and we flip to the section in our book which tells us of how many sleeping partners we're supposed to have...
Tiff: HELL! MARY HAS THREE GUYS? AND I HAVE CHLAMYDIA?
Me: HELL! PATTI GOT TWO GUYS? I HAVE CHLAMYDIA TOO?
Tiff and Me: (look at Tan and Van) Here you take it!
As the battle for who becomes stupid Patti and Mary rages on, on the oth side of the table...
Kai Lun: Eh, I'm clean! I have no STD! WHOOT!
Khang: (howls in dismay) I HAVE HPV! I HAVE HPV!!!!!!
Me: (glare) That's not the bloody point you idiots, that's...
Facilitator: Patti, can we have Patti please?
Me: Oh hell.
I take off my shoes and march off to the front where Tiff is already there.
I sit on the bedsheet and have to hold a purple ribbon with some guy from international school.
Facilitator: Todd, can we have Todd?
I cringe, knowing whoever Todd was I had to hold a ribbon with him too.
Aidan marches over and calmly takes a place.
Me: (splutter) You're TODD?
Aidan: Yeah, me, I'm Todd.
Mel comes over and she's supposed to hold a ribbon with Aidan(Todd) also.
Mel takes one look at me and I at her and we both go: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH HER?
Aidan shrugs, couldn't care less.
Lol that was dumb but anyway behind us...
Alison is scolding Jeremy who's supposed to be with her: YOU HAD HIV AND YOU PASSED IT ME? YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
Jeremy: I didn't! I got if from Sjane!
Alison: I don't bloody care... I
Meanwhile...
Mel: Aidan! You gave me Chlamydia!
Aidan: What the hell? Siaw Hui got it bah!
Me: Eh hehe?
They both glare until...
Facilitator: (happily explaining to all the squabbling ppl on the bedsheet) Cindy(Mel) gets Chlamydia and passes it to Todd and Patti...
Me: (clears throat and glare at Mel together with Aidan) You were saying?
Mel: Oops.
haha... funny we really get into the hang of things.
Then we had this stupid drama about Aids and how it attacks the body. Nothing much to say la. But it was kinda funny and stupid not to say the least. Hard to explain though.
Oh then we had a skit. Every group was supposed to have a diff scene. And we're supposed to like show or demonstrate how you push away negative peer pressure. My group's was about shoplifting. How a friend shoplift and how you stop her. So before the play...
Tan: I wanna be the good guy!
The whole group stares.
Tiff: You're better as a bad girl, Tan.
Tan: (fumes) FINE!
This is how the skit turned out in the end...
Tan: (begins shoplifting)
Van: (touches her) Hey hey! What you doing?
Whole group looks at Tan.
Tan: SHHH NOT SO LOUD LAH! HELP ME STEAL LA! (grabs more things off the shelves)
Khang: Aiyor, your family so poor need to steal mer?
Entire group laughs pathetically. (heh)
Tiff: Come on, Tan, let's get serious. I can't believe you will stoop that low to do this.
Tan: I live by my own rules. I play by my own rules. I take what I want.
Me: Wait. Let me get this straight. You expect to steal that and then walk out of here scot-free? Without consequences?
Sing Yue: (tonelessly) There's a security cam behind you.
Tan: (look scared) So what should I do?
Kai Lun: (motor fast and soft sommore) Why don't you put that back and we'll head over to the arcade for some fun.
Needless to say, we lost.
Then we had the pingpong blowing game. Whereby four ppl are supposed to blow their ping pong balls to their targets while other ppl (me, Khang and Sing Yue) try to kacau them by blowing it anywhere else. So...
Me: One, two, three!
Everyone starts blowing and then Kai Lun yells pathetically.
Kai Lun: WHOI! I HAVEN"T READY YET! YOU PPL AR!
Needless to say the ball didn't hit Kai lun's target. Not even close.
Then...
Me: One, two three!
Everyone blows... then the ball rolls over to Tan's and Van's side. The both of them manage to blow it over to mine and Sing Yue's side. We manage to blow it over to Tiff and Kai Lun's side. They manage to blow it over to Khang Wee. Poor Khang...
Khang Wee blows pathetically at the ball, it refuses to move. Instead it goes nearer to the edge of the table. He blows more and more and everyone refuses to help him. He blows harder and his entire face turns red and then the ball drops off. Everyone laughed like hell.
Then we were supposed to piece a puzzle together. We only had like 3 minutes left..
Tiff: (cellotapes the puzzle perfectly, taking a slow time)
Tan: AIYO! Don't need to be so perfect liao la!
Tiff: Never mind. I want it to be nice...
Whole group: WHO CARES?! JUST SIMPLY TAPE LIAO LAH!
Poor Tiff.
Haha... then we had the Marriage thingy. Where we were taught about Marriage and commitment and stuff.
Counselor: Communication is important. You must not only know how to talk but to listen. Do you know anyone who only knows how to talk?
Me, Noel and Van: (looks at Satnam, eyes narrowing)
Sat: WHAT?!
Yeah well, the course was kind off fun. Well except for the fact that the Internationals asked stupid questions and embarassed the whole lot of us. Like what Tan said, This is what happens when you ask 15 year olds to come for a course like this.
Ah well... life's swell. Hols are coming up and I better get moving. Sayanora!
posted by *~siaw hui~* at 5:59 AM
3 Comments:
hahaha! For our "If Pillows Could Talk Activity", our reactions were merely:
*stares at each other weirdly*
P.S. I got Mary too, Tiff =P
haha that part where got so funny one? ours was just like "oh? ok.." i think the best part was steve getting steve. i rmbr, beginning we were like "oh? anna is mary? this person's patti? o.O" and laugh a bit when the people were called. but like after a while, we were like feeling indifferent about it right, belle? you guys just stare like this: [o.O] at each other. haha.
yes, our reaction was very, very different. kinda weird. in fact, a lot even thought "how lame can this get?" right bellybutton?
but the hiv drama by the body and stuff adrian hng these people not bad oh. hng keep showing off his muscles -.-" and remember brian chong and evil mark? kinda insane.
siawwy, did you guys get chocolates? haha, we got a lot of cloud 9 and the guys were very pasive at first, until the facilitators offered chocs. hilarious! and soon, everyone was dozing off on the 2nd day right belle? facilitators had to bribe us with chocs to stay awake and participate. =) yummy right?
hui hui little (eee has some similarities with chicken little) kekeke do you remember this line, "it's too late to apologise, to apologise, to apologise, to apologise..." heehee
Sheesh cas, how lame can you get?
Haha... chocs? Haiyah. Those ppl never listen to answers from my group wan leh! YEESH! So we sorta gave up after an hour or so. Haha. Funny la. Table 1 were having a picnic. And Cherling ate like 11 sweets a day non-stop.
Table 2 was like dozing off.
Table 3 got crz Noel and Sat who were leaping up and down trying to get chocs.
And then got my table. Whereby we either laugh like mad for no reason, doze off or just joke about Cikgu Tan and Mrs Ngu paktohing.
We're lame, I admit.
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