Lessons in Life
Hey, this is boredom overtaking me again... so I decided to post a new entry. FYI, I'm still waiting for those two, kim and emm. Wonder how long it's gonna take for the both of them to join the blog.. Or mebbe they decided to ditch me here. How sad... :'(
On a lighter note, this entry's all about life, and the lessons life gives to us. Some funny, some hilarious, others just pure misery. Well, in this post, I'm gonna give you an insight of what I've learnt during the hols... all of them amusing, all of them interesting, and all of them pure silly (I think. You guys be the judge.) So here goes...
Siaw Hui's Top Twenty Lessons in Life (during the June hols):
I learnt : -
1) That Milo (yes, the famous M'sia choc milk powder) actually tastes like choc when you eat it raw. As in like no water, no sugar, no milk. Just Milo as in Milo powder alone. Yeah, I learnt that from my dear beloved mum... and she calls herself a doctor when she tries out all this crz stuff. :D
2) That you should never cut an ice-cream b'day cake unless you have the expertise. If not you'll end up with a really huge, jagged-edged piece. Seriously, folks, trust me. FYI, that's what happened to me during MTYP's b'day party.
3) That Casandra is a buffalo and I'm a duck. I don't know how exactly Cas came up with it... or mebbe it was purely out of her revenge on me just because she had to finish the huge slice of cake I gave her. :P
4) That "Lonely No More" by former Matchbox's Twenty lead singer is actually not bad once you listen to it a lil longer. So yes, sjane, you were right. The song's good.
5) That you shouldn't trust Mike, my youth leader, to tell you a good joke. Coz he has a reallllllyyyyy lame sense of humor. Lamer than Tania's or Akmal's even.
6) That Evelyn is afraid of April (the dog I mean) :D
7) That you should watch where you're walking in my living room. Coz if you don't, you might end up knocking into the glass coffee table and have a bruise to show for it.
8) That Agan's house is a 'jungle' courtesy of like three HUGE willow trees draping their leaves over his house's fence.
9) That you should never touch the bathroom's switch with wet fingers because you just might get an electric shock that will take you a few seconds to recover from. :P
10) That MTYP, jess and van actually write songs! As in to play on the piano... I think.
11) That playing badminton for half an hour, against two girls taller than you, can result in you having a sprained right arm. I had to suffer for two days after playing badminton with evelyn and samantha.
12) That you should not take too much 'lemang' or else you'll feel like you wanna puke after the fourth one. I tried it!
13) That rebecca is extra blur when she is down with flu. :O Especially when it comes to identifying food.
14) That fish keropok and prawn keropok tastes almost the same when you're having a flu and sore throat.
15) That jessica has this unexplained tendency of giving teddy bears as birthday presents. :D
16) That a Camry can look like a Mercedes in pitch darkness. Honestly, I thought I was staring at a Mercedes when it actually was my mum's Camry at night.
17) That you CAN cut your own finger when you're chopping shallop onions. I knew it wasn't a smart idea to pretend I was an expert chef when slicing those darn onions. Luckily, it was just a minor cut.
18) That cooking laksa isn't as easy as it looks. I ended up peeling prawns, tauge and Lord-knows-what-else-I-haven't-mentioned. Plus the laksa doesn't taste half as good as the one in shops.
19) That you should never attempt to place your feet on the comp table while leaning too far back in the comp chair because you'll fall. Head first. Actually, I learnt that in the Dec hols. And it doesn't help when your big bro is there to see your accident, coz it just has him hooting with laughter for days.
20) That you have to put your handphone on silent mode when you're in church. Coz if you don't, the ENTIRE church, let me repeat, the ENTIRE church will turn in their seats and stare at you... REALLLL hard when your phone rings.
Hmmz... that's about it I guess. Sighz... hols are coming to an end. The unfairness of it! Gar... it's gonna be back to school, back to homework, back to tests and back to studying for the upcoming exams. I mean like it's two and like half weeks after the hols. Anywayz, life's like that. I gotta learn how to live with it.
So till the next time I get the green light to blog, toodles!
On a lighter note, this entry's all about life, and the lessons life gives to us. Some funny, some hilarious, others just pure misery. Well, in this post, I'm gonna give you an insight of what I've learnt during the hols... all of them amusing, all of them interesting, and all of them pure silly (I think. You guys be the judge.) So here goes...
Siaw Hui's Top Twenty Lessons in Life (during the June hols):
I learnt : -
1) That Milo (yes, the famous M'sia choc milk powder) actually tastes like choc when you eat it raw. As in like no water, no sugar, no milk. Just Milo as in Milo powder alone. Yeah, I learnt that from my dear beloved mum... and she calls herself a doctor when she tries out all this crz stuff. :D
2) That you should never cut an ice-cream b'day cake unless you have the expertise. If not you'll end up with a really huge, jagged-edged piece. Seriously, folks, trust me. FYI, that's what happened to me during MTYP's b'day party.
3) That Casandra is a buffalo and I'm a duck. I don't know how exactly Cas came up with it... or mebbe it was purely out of her revenge on me just because she had to finish the huge slice of cake I gave her. :P
4) That "Lonely No More" by former Matchbox's Twenty lead singer is actually not bad once you listen to it a lil longer. So yes, sjane, you were right. The song's good.
5) That you shouldn't trust Mike, my youth leader, to tell you a good joke. Coz he has a reallllllyyyyy lame sense of humor. Lamer than Tania's or Akmal's even.
6) That Evelyn is afraid of April (the dog I mean) :D
7) That you should watch where you're walking in my living room. Coz if you don't, you might end up knocking into the glass coffee table and have a bruise to show for it.
8) That Agan's house is a 'jungle' courtesy of like three HUGE willow trees draping their leaves over his house's fence.
9) That you should never touch the bathroom's switch with wet fingers because you just might get an electric shock that will take you a few seconds to recover from. :P
10) That MTYP, jess and van actually write songs! As in to play on the piano... I think.
11) That playing badminton for half an hour, against two girls taller than you, can result in you having a sprained right arm. I had to suffer for two days after playing badminton with evelyn and samantha.
12) That you should not take too much 'lemang' or else you'll feel like you wanna puke after the fourth one. I tried it!
13) That rebecca is extra blur when she is down with flu. :O Especially when it comes to identifying food.
14) That fish keropok and prawn keropok tastes almost the same when you're having a flu and sore throat.
15) That jessica has this unexplained tendency of giving teddy bears as birthday presents. :D
16) That a Camry can look like a Mercedes in pitch darkness. Honestly, I thought I was staring at a Mercedes when it actually was my mum's Camry at night.
17) That you CAN cut your own finger when you're chopping shallop onions. I knew it wasn't a smart idea to pretend I was an expert chef when slicing those darn onions. Luckily, it was just a minor cut.
18) That cooking laksa isn't as easy as it looks. I ended up peeling prawns, tauge and Lord-knows-what-else-I-haven't-mentioned. Plus the laksa doesn't taste half as good as the one in shops.
19) That you should never attempt to place your feet on the comp table while leaning too far back in the comp chair because you'll fall. Head first. Actually, I learnt that in the Dec hols. And it doesn't help when your big bro is there to see your accident, coz it just has him hooting with laughter for days.
20) That you have to put your handphone on silent mode when you're in church. Coz if you don't, the ENTIRE church, let me repeat, the ENTIRE church will turn in their seats and stare at you... REALLLL hard when your phone rings.
Hmmz... that's about it I guess. Sighz... hols are coming to an end. The unfairness of it! Gar... it's gonna be back to school, back to homework, back to tests and back to studying for the upcoming exams. I mean like it's two and like half weeks after the hols. Anywayz, life's like that. I gotta learn how to live with it.
So till the next time I get the green light to blog, toodles!
posted by *~siaw hui~* at 12:00 AM
2 Comments:
I TOLD U SO!! listen to me nxt time.. sjane got good taste! :P
Yeah yeah, got good taste la got good taste happy? Anywhoz, Kim still doesn't like the song bah.
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